iPhones really do enter directly into piss fuck mode the moment they announce the new devices

PSA: TikTok is an absolute garbage platform.

This app is still here? What’s keeping the lights on?

I feel like I should just delete this account. Thoughts?

Is it Halloween yet?

Everything sucks. Fuck movie theaters.

Good thing I drive an electric car. 🥹❤️🥹❤️🥹❤️ #RENT

All I wanna do is marathon old seasons of the challenge on Paramount+

I think I’m kind of obsessed with e-bikes

Somebody ate my hot dog. Oh wait, that was me. #ForTheFaithful

Tailgating #ForTheFaithful LFGSD!!!

IBEW 569 #ForTheFaithful

eating an apple with my cracker jacks rn and it’s kind of a game changer.

God I miss Twitter

Hey Spotify, do you have a block option? I definitely never have to hear the songs, footloose or highway to the danger zone ever again.

wtf was that? 😐 s02e08

So at this point the final season of stranger things is going to be told by the grandkids of the original characters, right?

Losing mint really fucked my tax process.

Don’t you love when you’ve been cooking dinner for 20 minutes and then you realize you’ve been cooking for zero minutes because the grill ran out of propane right after you started?