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Josh Carson

@JoshDCarson

Occasionally employed writer/comedian

 Minneapolis, MN
Joined April 2009
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So, now we get the show he *really* wanted to do.
DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 22
Mike Flanagan's ‘CARRIE’ has been renewed for Season 2.
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The Stairway, supplied!
io9 (@io9) profile pictureio9
@io9Oct 14
How Greta Gerwig Got 'Stairway to Heaven' for Her 'Narnia' Trailer gizmodo.com/how-greta-gerwig…
How Greta Gerwig Got 'Stairway to Heaven' for Her 'Narnia' Trailer

How Greta Gerwig Got 'Stairway to Heaven' for Her 'Narnia' Trailer

The trailer for 'Narnia: The Magician's Nephew' is the first time Led Zeppelin has ever licensed the song.

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So, that's what he's doing with his big new company? Something they already did in 2008?
Deadline (@DEADLINE) profile pictureDeadline
@DEADLINEOct 6
EXCLUSIVE: Sources tell Deadline that Paramount has appointed Steven Spielberg to focus on all creative aspects of the next live-action 'Transformers' film alongside longtime producer Lorenzo di Bonaventura. Michael Bay is in early talks to return as director. Read more: deadline.com/2026/10/steven-…
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Yeah, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!
The Minnesota Star Tribune (@StarTribune) profile pictureThe Minnesota Star Tribune
@StarTribuneOct 5
Twin Cities Marathon runners find cars towed at the finish line startribune.com/twin-cities-…
Twin Cities Marathon runners find cars towed at the finish line

Twin Cities Marathon runners find cars towed at the finish line

The Sears parking lot, free parking for runners in past years, started towing this year.

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Because dipshits like my mom will believe it.
Covie (@covie_93) profile pictureCovie
@covie_93Sep 30
Why lie like this???
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Oh boy, I’m bored ALREADY!
Film Updates (@FilmUpdates) profile pictureFilm Updates
@FilmUpdatesSep 22
Details on Robert Eggers’ upcoming ‘ROMEO & JULIET’ film adaptation: • The actors will speak in Olde English • Focus Features has acquired the project • Will be his next film after ‘Werwulf’
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Replying to @DanaWessel
You’ve never heard of photoshop?
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This is what the President would say in a Terminator movie right before the Terminators take over. And not a good Terminator movie. The Cannon Films Rip-off Terminator movie.
Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) profile pictureRon Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowskiSep 14
Insanity. Thanks again, Trump voters. Every day you curse us with a brand new dose of corruption, incompetence and stupidity.
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How the fuck does your Proof-of-Concept win a shitload of Emmys, but you don’t know the right premise!?!? How are people this stupid!?!? I’m asking, but I also don’t want the answer!
DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmSep 10
There are currently no active conversations for a full ‘MUPPET SHOW’ series revival. Disney, The Muppets Studio and Point Grey Pictures have had difficulties with deciding on a premise for the series that they can all agree on. (Source: Deadline)
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Does that mean they decided to light this one?
DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmSep 6
Robert Pattinson says that ‘THE BATMAN: PART 2’ is radically different from the first film. “It’s just amazing it’s a quite radical change to the script and it’s cool that Warners & DC are behind it… it’s like a really radical retelling of Batman.” (Source: mymovies,it/TikTok)
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That time she beat up both Kramer *and* Elaine.
All The Right Movies (@ATRightMovies) profile pictureAll The Right Movies
@ATRightMoviesSep 5
Without saying One Million Years BC, name a great RAQUEL WELCH role...
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Enjoy your Fair and stick-related foods. Gary Giggles and Lottie Schnitz will be waiting for you on the other wise at the @BryantLakeBowl.
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I’m older than CDs!?!?
Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBaseAug 17
44 years ago today, the first CD was produced. What is the first CD you owned?
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Replying to @TheRochaSays
@TheRochaSays
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Replying to @lukeinthsky
You’ve what across what now?
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Replying to @JoJoFromJerz @atrupar
Sooooooo.....you're saying he's Skeksis and he knows it?
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Beloved?
ComingSoon.net (@comingsoonnet) profile pictureComingSoon.net@comingsoonnetJul 29
Glen Powell’s Beloved TV Show Returns as Chad Powers Season 2 Gets Release Date, First Look comingsoon.net/tv/news/21691…
Glen Powell’s Beloved TV Show Returns as Chad Powers Season 2 Gets Release Date, First Look

Glen Powell’s Beloved TV Show Returns as Chad Powers Season 2 Gets Release Date, First Look

Chad Powers Season 2 gets a release date. Check out the first official photos of Glen Powell's hit comedy series.

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Replying to @mnrenfest
The original name or the rebranded one? Original: The Dew Drop Jugglers. Now: The Danger Committee.
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Replying to @AXfromMN
Message me your Letterbox RIGHT NOW!
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“I’ll make an Odyssey at home.”
Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBaseJul 22
Elon Musk says Grok will make a full-length “historically accurate” version of ‘The Odyssey’ before the end of this year.
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