Joey

My name is Joey. And I like to party

Channel surfing just isn’t what it used to be

I hope I’m reincarnated as a grizzly bear

I hope that if you hate America you had to work all day yesterday

Imagine somebody just beat your ass with nunchuks

Merry Christmas you guys @JJettas2 @brockbowers17 @michaelbrewerly

I never take pictures of my food cause I pretty much just eat cheeseburgers

I hope I never run into quicksand

What is an apricot

Old people love taking 15 minutes telling me how to drive somewhere when im just gonna use my gps anyway

Off work for the week which obviously means Im learning about how the ottoman empire took down the byzantine empire in the 12th century

Imagine if William Henry Harrison would have just worn a jacket during inauguration

Air conditioning is magic to me

I like hot dogs freddy kruger style

If you learned how to drive in Illinois you never really learned how to drive that’s a fact

My life is a johnny hamcheck video

This is my favorite album of all time

I downloaded instagram on my phone again today and it’s down. If that’s not a sign from god I don’t know what is

I get so many emails I could not imagine fitting all that in my apartment

I wish I could be at the Omnia in Las Vegas tonight and hitting the jigh roller craps tables

I have won a lot of radio contests because I refuse to get off the line