America first 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 FJB
Commie Central, NY
Joined April 2022
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NEVER SURRENDER! #Trump2024
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🤯 RECORD BREAKING SPEEDS: Tesla’s new Roadster just accelerated from 0 to 60 mph in just 0.81 seconds.
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🛑 Portland Man Resists ICE, Then Cries "I Can't Breathe" 🛑
ICYMI (I somehow missed this one): ICE agents detained an illegal alien and her man in Portland, Oregon for breaking federal law.
She wailed for someone to help her. He refused to comply, so it took multiple agents to take him into custody.
After fighting the agents, he pulled out the old line: "I can't breathe!"
Don't resist. It's that simple.
Resisting federal officers is a crime under 18 U.S.C. § 111. Illegal entry is a crime under 8 U.S.C. § 1325.
The shock gloves coming just in time for Christmas will make these arrest so very much easier.
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Metallica Harrison (27) just murdered her 3-year-old son in the Great Wolf Lodge (PA)
They can't blame the father this time
She killed him too
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🚨Pro tip: Before pulling your boat out, always turn your motor off first, then trim it so that the prop isn't dragging on the ground. 🤦🏻♂️
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This streamer found a way to get people to donate money.
You donate? You donate? Her chair flips upside down. $7.50 for a flip.
These kids are getting creative man. Dumb, but creative.
The next generation is doomed
My husband and I went through the McDonald’s drive-thru, and our total was $4.25.
I gave the cashier a $5 bill plus a quarter.
She looked at me, confused, and said, “You gave me too much.”
I said, “I know. This way, you can just give me a dollar back.”
She sighed and called the manager over. He asked me to explain what I was trying to do, so I told him the same thing.
He handed the quarter back and said, “Sorry, we can’t do that.”
Then the cashier gave me 75 cents in change.
Moral of the story: Never make the math too complicated at McDonald’s.
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For those of you who don’t know, Rick Santelli is stepping away from @CNBC.
Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.
Thanks Rick for always spittin’ 🔥
