Principal Consultant @feature23. All views and opinions are mine and likely nobody else's.
Jacksonville, FL
Joined June 2011
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Proud moment: I'm aware it's alphabetical, but I'm listed next to @jongalloway as a speaker for @CodeOnTheBeach
I made a #Trumpisguily playlist! Recommendations welcome! #Trump4Prison2024 #maga @realDonaldTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @IvankaTrump @EricTrump
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As bad as that rendition of the National Anthem was, he did at least capture the current state of things in song #HomeRunDerby
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Certainly many things have been coordinated through @facebook over the years. This looks more like anti-competitive behaviour than anything else.
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Well this is ... one ... way of doing things.
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Imagine being so dumb you actually post something like this. Generally heads of state with 90+% approval rating are dictators with fake numbers. You'd think that a legal advisor to POTUS would know that and maybe shy away from comparisons to dictators
I'm proud to work for a company that takes this public stance and hope more and more companies will as well. This has to stop. #BLM
I hope @iamjohnoliver and @LastWeekTonight take a look at @Surgisphere soon; appears to be some quality content here.
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My submission for "I am Name, patron saint of" whatever autocomplete tells you:
I am Joe, patron saint of the world and I will be there at like 11.
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Those who do not understand JavaScript are condemned to reinvent frameworks, poorly.
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A black hole simulation in 140 bytes of JavaScript: frankforce.com/?p=6378 🤯
for(i=0;i<2e3;x.fillRect(i?960+i*S(F=260*(t+9)/i+S(i*i)):0,i?500+.2*(2*i*C(F)+2e4/i):0,K=i++?S(i)*9:2e3,K))x.fillStyle=R(99*i,2*i,i,i?1:.4)
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Nah, last time there was a joke at a debate it became president.
Comedy Central should really be the host of the next round of these debates. #DemDebate
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When will companies realize that Accenture & McKinsey, and other large firms are not actually good at modern software dev?
Shop small. There’s a ton of small shops out there that would have KILLED this, and also done it for a fraction.
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On days I can, I've begun protecting the first hour of my day by working from home as soon as the kids are out the door and before I'm in the office. It's been the best productivity boost I've had in a long time.
The older I get, the more I realize that National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation is more documentary than comedy.
I liked a @YouTube video youtu.be/5yDgI7ea02U?a Joseph Short - Encapsulating Complex UI Logic With Presentation Models