Joseph Barnacle

TDSIN is recruiting!! We're turning 13 this may <3 Casual pvp, chilling on comms, and a social bunch of people. Come have a chat if that seems interesting to you! forums.eveonline.com/t/the-d… #tweetfleet #eveonline #WHBOO #evenortheast #eveglasgow #evedublin

One time I flew from Dublin - Glasgow, and then onward to Iceland and there were like 50 eve players on the same flight. As we took off I heard "warp drive active"

Did you know if you tell Icelandic people that you are "here for the eve fanfest" they immediately tell you they might have heard of it that one time.

Don't forget to submit your details to the Fanfest Flight tracker made by @jorgianfloren ! Here's the sheet: docs.google.com/spreadsheets… Submit your details in here: forms.gle/K8U7BPzKHj4BBVGu8 #fanfest #evefanfest #fanfest2023 #eve #eveonline #whboo #tdsin #hype

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze? A shoe...

Why doesn't the Tiger King sing Christmas songs? Because he hates Carols...

What does the dentist of the year get? A little plaque

What's a dinosaurs least favourite reindeer? Comet...

It goes near the moon! youtu.be/BvWtNx3VOUA

NASA launched Artemis I to the moon this morning! Link to 30 second countdown to avoid watching 5 hours of pre-launch prep! Human moon landings on schedule for 2024 woop woop! youtu.be/CMLD0Lp0JBg?t=11792

Recently I've been teaching a DJ how to fish... It's terrible. He's always dropping the bass... #jokes #dadjokes #lol

Eve North East 2022 last weekend! People had fun! #EveNorthEast #tweetfleet #evemeet #eveonline #whboo #tdsin #debes

Luggage packed. Flight checked in. CDC/Immigration documentation completed/printed. Hotel confirmed pickup from airport. Laptop/headphones charged. Hype Status: Happening! Eve North East 2022 here I come! #evenortheast #tweetfleet #eveonline #evemeet #whboo

Why are Hindus so peaceful? They don't have beef with anyone...

We brought capitals. They brought capitals. Everyone shot at the other guy, things exploded. They almost caught our Aeon, but he used this one weird trick; engines. Much excite! br.evetools.org/related/3000… #tweetfleet #EveOnline

What do you call a detective that solves cases accidentally? Sheer Luck Holmes...

Eve North East is coming soon! September 8th - 11th, near Albany, NY! Get your tickets at evenortheast.com/ #EveNorthEast #evemeet #tweetfleet #eveonline #WHBOO #TDSIN #camping #meetups

Eve North East is sooon! <3 Get your tickets here: evenortheast.com/ #EveNorthEast #tweetfleet #eveonline #evemeet

I was going to cook alligator for dinner, but then I realised I only had a croc pot.

Why was Billy Joel's laundry still wet? He didn't start the dryer... #joke #jokes #dadjoke #dadjokes #iamhilarious #funny #lol #terriblejoke #hahamadeyoureadadadjoke