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Jordan Carney

@jordan_carney

I’m not using social media, including Twitter, anymore.

 Michigan
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Joined September 2011
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Do I know any iOS developers looking for a gig? Full-time, Minneapolis, MN or remote
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The Onion
@TheOnion2 Aug 2017
Ominous Darkness Descending On Webpage Portends Grim Age Of Autoplaying Ad To Come trib.al/BGQqeV2
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Ryan Jones
@rjonesy19 Jun 2017
🚨 Health data finally syncs to iCloud in iOS 11!
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It works! #DogsofDubDub #WWDC2017
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Neven Mrgan@mrgan9 Jun 2017
(Re: this awful, ill-advised, can-go-eff-itself, now-deleted ad)
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I’m gonna make an ARKit app to show how magnificent an iMac Pro will look on your desk.
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dustin curtis
@dcurtis5 Jun 2017
The App Store was the crappiest app on my phone for ten years. But on iOS 11, it is fantastic. Maybe even the best app. Incredible.
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Sebastiaan de With
@sdw5 Jun 2017
Thanks to unparalleled new hardware enhancements and 18 CPU cores, the new iMac Pro is able to run two Electron apps at the same time.
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Jeff Atwood
@codinghorror30 Mar 2017
This is what state of the art performance looks like on Android for the rest of 2017
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Generating Swift code (and fetching way too many icons) with a Python script this morning. Good start 👌
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I made a little content blocking utility for iOS. Check it out! itunes.apple.com/us/app/id12…
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kinda worried that nintendo is trying to warn us something
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I Am Devloper
@iamdevloper20 Oct 2016
How long it takes the complete a task
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Neil Cybart
@neilcybart5 Oct 2016
While Galaxy Note 7 units are literally exploding on planes, the quest to find an iPhone 7 gate has moved to testing the camera lens cover.
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If a Roomba runs over a pet poo, it spreads it EVERYWHERE and the creator had to respond theguardian.com/technology/2…
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I’m going to have to stop watching @whoismrrobot after those 💩 chess positions in the latest episode. WTF did I just see.
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…and one of my favorite failing transitions!
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Found a super old prototype video for the @getglitter card layout engine. (cc: @meowgorithm)
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Jack Clark
@jackclarkSF4 Jul 2016
Google research paper shows how to combine deep learning with differential privacy arxiv.org/pdf/1607.00133v1.p…
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John Saunders@johnchess24 Jun 2016
A new idea in the English Opening - the #Brexit variation #chess – at Kingston upon Thames, London
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