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Web3 Lovoor, Cheerleadoor, and Supportoor. Degen. He lives in the street but he's no bum. Everything I say is a joke, expect stuff that isn’t.

Somewhere Over the Rainbow
Joined July 2017
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down bad on meme coins over the weekend going to casino leaving intern in charge for the rest of the day (don't worry, i don't pay him- he just does it to get his parole officer off his back)
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Just Announced: Dumb Nathan Fielder Rave at First Avenue on Saturday, January 16. Tix on sale now → buff.ly/N7IDyMt
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Trump offers Dana White the role of White House Press Secretary: "I am pleased to announce that the Great Dana White, a violent Fighter and Warrior, has been offered the job of Press Secretary of the United States."
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Trump announces Stephen Miller will become his new chief of staff.
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BREAKING: South Korea’s KOSPI collapses -9%, triggering a trading halt, after opening for the first time since today’s US market decline. The index is now down -47% from its record high.
What just happened? The Nasdaq 100 just posted its largest daily drop since the 2020 Pandemic, with the S&P 500 erasing -$3 trillion today. Just 24 hours ago, the Dow surged +1,600 points after the Democrats "swept" the Midterms. So, what changed? Let us explain. (a thread)
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JUST IN: 🇵🇾 Paraguay's President resigns after bank holding savings for half the country's population collapses.
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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One of my favorite teammates of all time!! Take him in my foxhole every damn time! So good! 😂😂
Torii Hunter throws the ball back at the pitcher after getting hit
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🫣🫣
Torii Hunter throws the ball back at the pitcher after getting hit
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My favorite speckulative investment is ladybug farms.
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So I bought this [inexpensive] 1971 Dock Ellis card that mentions his infamous no-hitter while on LSD because I thought the LSD thing was cool. In between the card arriving today and when I ordered I dove into Ellis a little more- watched “No No: A Dockumentary” and read some articles. The man had some demons and my opinion has changed about the LSD game from being a cool thing to a heartbreaking story of a man struggling with chemical dependency. He left the game in 1980 and went to treatment. He later admitted that he never pitched a game sober. Treatment stuck and he worked as a drug counsellor for decades, including working with prisoners and MLB players struggling with addiction. His work towards improving civil rights in and outside of the game is worth acknowledging as well. Learning more about the history of the game like this is one of my favorite parts of collecting cards.
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He’s still here. He’s got a fan club. Including us.
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The largest crypto exchange in the world just experienced the largest robbery in human history—and the person running it is a nomadic autistic man in Dubai posting “Funds are SAFU!” What a time to be alive.
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About $2.5B just left a @binance hot wallet in one sweep, and the response came fast. Tether and Circle froze about $1.8B, Binance is investigating, and CZ says user funds are safe. Here's what we know so far 🧵 Have you ever seen a freeze this fast?
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OTD in 1991, Jack Morris turned in arguably the best big-game performance ever 😤 Morris threw 10 scoreless innings in Game 7 of the World Series as the Twins beat the Braves 1-0 in one of the most dramatic Postseason games of all time. Scattering 7 hits and striking out 8, Morris became just the 3rd pitcher to throw a shutout of more than 9 innings in the World Series, joining Christy Mathewson (1913) and Clem Labine (1956) The @Twins won the game in the bottom of the 10th on Gene Larkin’s pinch-hit single to give Minnesota its second World Series championship in five years.
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Brewers players will be wearing custom designed cups in the World Series (via @diamondmma)
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Despite cumulative inflation of over 40% in the last ten years and borders tighter than ever, the price of cocaine in the United States is at a 20 year low. Are we winning yet?
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Early in-person voting. ✅
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Cal is going to have 50 minutes of possession but only run 4 plays.
Cal appears to be debuting Grateful Dead Helmets for their After Dark contest against Wake Forest.
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the white sox are 0-1 (.000) this season when striking out 21+ times in a game
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Two ant colonies have been fighting a war outside San Diego for decades. ~30M die a year. The front line is miles long.
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