“We could lower healthcare costs by getting over ourselves.” -A quote from my dad

Keep doing what you’re doing, ladiezzzz ❤️❤️❤️

Alright here’s my avatar

Hi, I’m Astronaut Barbie! 🌟🌌

Me in the Starbucks drive through at 8:45 hoping the line goes by fast so I can get to work by 8:30 🙏🏻

My first wordle guess is always Lucky because one day that’s what it’s going to be and when it is that day I want to get it right on the first try

!!!!!! WHAT DO YOU SAY WHEN YOURE EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING BUT DONT WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT BECAUSE THERES A LOT OF WORK AHEAD AND I DONT WANT TO JINX IT

It’s September and I still haven’t.

I need a Halloween boyfriend. You’re only my boyfriend for Halloween and then we never have to talk again. Ask Erin for an application

OUR FRIEND WHO WORKS AT A RECORD STORE SAID SHE WOULD GET US A SIGNED @maggierogers PRINT IF WE CAT SAT HER KITTEN!! A DOUBLE WIN!

I still haven’t. Haven’t even made it half way through the first one

I’m sick of shopping. I want a dressmaker that just knows my measurements and sends me a surprise dress every month made specifically for me so when I die I pass down a legendary wardrobe. Other than that I need like a pair of jeans and some Pac Man t shirts.

Here’s happy me. She’s been around more and idk I kinda like her

I’m not personally a mom but how cute would these be if I was?

I love Sunday

I keep having these great ideas and then I realize I’m just starting a cult. I’m like what if I just bought a summer camp and let my friends live there… That’s a cult, Jordan.

Cried all morning because my sister is moving. Growing up sucks