@JordanPalm

OVOXO your girl at my next show

 On my way
Joined June 2010
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Big boy grilling on the roof 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Play this version at my funeral
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62 degrees outside.
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People forget how rowdy Slytherin had that shit pumpin for the 1991 season opener against Gryffindor:
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Fighting a kangaroo is a top ten bucket list activity
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Seeing how mad Shane Gillis just made Nick Saban — while Nick was wearing that hat — is the peak of comedy
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Semaj Morgan 2023 vs 2024 😂
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I forget shit, Snapchat memories doesn’t.
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“He’s probably out cheating” Me and the boys in a booth at a dive bar:
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“omg Christopher and Paulie are stuck in the woods” Bobby:
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Changing my pronouns to only He, because I’ll never be him 😞😞
Robert Komaniecki@Komaniecki_R8 Oct 2024
This is the dream… thousands of dollars of equipment, tooting on a bizarre doohickey, making music that sounds like frogs listen to it…
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RIP king 🫡 Hope you finally got the succulent Chinese Meal in the sky
BNO News
@BNONews7 Aug 2024
Mr. Democracy Manifest, the Australian man whose 1991 arrest went viral around the world, has died. Jack Karlson was 82
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Class to see my pronouns being supported at the Olympics.
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Sucks to watch other people live out your dreams 🙄
Nature is Amazing ☘️
@AMAZlNGNATURE20 Jul 2024
‘The Boss’ is known to be the largest and most famous grizzly bear in Banff National Park. 🐻 He’s been hit by a train twice, fights other big grizzlies and is believed to have fathered up to 70% of the grizzlies in Banff.
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When the chillies waiter brings my sizzling fajitas
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You’re not in 7/11 anymore white boy…
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just another BIPOC (beer I plan on chugging)
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Opps are in shambles because I got a full 8 hours last night and had a productive day
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