@JordanKeto

Farrier, marketer, competitive shooter. I love my family, bitcoin, firearms, and freedom. Live Free or Die!

 Portsmouth, NH
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Joined April 2011
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Every time someone flips me off just because I'm driving a Cybertruck, I wonder what happened in their lives that made them so mentally broken and susceptible to being brainwashed.
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My Grok Bot “Chef” just created a meal prep recipe matching my nutrition goals, wrote a shopping list, created an order on instacart with all the ingredients, and had it delivered to my house. All I had to do was give it a credit card number 🤖
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Replying to @KatBranSecrets
The cock and balls for starters
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Why does camp mode turn off Netflix after like 10 mins? @wholemars @Tesla @cybertruck
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Trad West
@trad_west_Oct 19
>American airman asleep on a train in France >Wakes to screams & breaking glass >Sees a terrorist step into the aisle carrying an AK-47 and 300 rounds of ammo >Doesn’t run >Charges him unarmed 30 feet down the aisle straight at the barrel of the gun >The terrorists rifle jams >Tackles him, gets slashed in the neck and hand with a box cutter, almost losing his thumb >Ignores the bleeding, chokes the attacker unconscious with his bare hands >Later credits God for the weapon malfunction and his survival Spencer Stone his a Christian hero.
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Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktokOct 19
This man appears to be instructing people to use explosive drones to ass*ssinate Elon Musk, then claims it’s all just a “joke” (wink wink) CC @FBI
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Uncle Ruckus@EmargedOct 18
"Not everything can be resolved through kindness, which is why angels carry swords, not flowers."
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mira
@miranowhereOct 18
It's illegal to bring a plant into our country because it might upset the ecosystem but bringing in millions of people from the 3rd world is supposed to make it better.. right
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WireSpy
@WireSpy92Oct 18
Training for this years Tour de France
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Visegrád 24
@visegrad24Oct 17
BREAKING: A large group of young right-wing Frenchmen carrying red flags with crosses on them took to the streets of Rouen tonight to stop Antifa and migrants gangs from vandalizing the city and looting stores. Before the clash they chanted: “This is OUR home!”
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9mmSMG
@9mmsmgOct 17
Homeschool your kids. If you have to make sacrifices financially to do so, it's worth it. Do everything in your power to be able to have your children under your protection and guidance. Don't depend on others to protect them. The world is unsafe.
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I've noticed that I never see people say "that money could have been used to feed people" whenever Disney spends half a billion dollars on a Marvel movie.
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Joe Hart
@JHartFlipsOct 16
“He could have solved world hunger instead of building a flying car” My brother in Christ, In 2021 the UN claimed they could solve world hunger with $6 Billion. Elon offered them the $6 Billion if they were transparent with where the funds were going. The UN never took his offer.
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Ethan Nicolle
@AXECOPOct 16
I always hoped we would get robots, flying cars, that drive themselves, computers you can talk to… but one thing I never saw coming was how bitchy people would be about it.
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I watched Charlie Kirk get murdered. So no, I won’t be voting for a Democrat. And no, I’m not sitting out the midterms.
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8:30pm CT Mysterious objects uncovered – at McGregor, TX
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MAZE
@mazemooreOct 16
🤣😂🤪
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Can't wait for the mainstream media articles tomorrow to talk about how Elon's new Roadster thrusters made the air quality for the Endangered Gay Sonoran Spotted Lizard bad enough to give them anxiety or something and that's exactly what fascist nazi rocket Hitler would do.
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Legacy auto companies tonight
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Why is everyone so mad at Shane Gillis?? Yall act like he killed 3 kids with exercise equipment or something…
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