Never thought I would dream about going to the grocery store, but here we are 13 days into self quarantine 🤷🏻♀️ – at Houston, TX
Meal planning when you’re 5ft tall: “well, I can’t reach the chicken, so I guess I’ll make beef instead.” – at Houston, TX
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People may admire you for your strengths, but they connect with you through your weaknesses. #GLS19
The best part about half marathon training is you can do nothing all day after a long run and still feel like you had a productive day. – at Houston, TX
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Miami University made an appearance on @Jeopardy tonight. 📺
What is Ohio? #MiamiOH #Jeopardy #LoveandHonor
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This community in #Rwanda is singing and dancing in praise to God because they now have safe drinking water! Thank you for making celebrations like this possible.
Running on the sidewalks in Houston is like playing frogger with hundreds of brave little lizards. – at Houston, TX
God’s goodness is only limited by the vessels we bring to him. #GLS18 – at Houston, TX
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Want to serve the thirsty in Africa? We currently have openings for #LivingWaterTrips to Kenya (October 5-13) and Rwanda (November 9-17). Don’t miss this opportunity to make a difference! If you’re interested, email livingwatertrips@water.cc today!
Pro tip: a great way to meet your new neighbors is to lock yourself out of the house without a phone or shoes while it’s 100 degrees outside. – at Houston, TX
Playing taboo, the word is bodyguard:
Claire: Donald Trump has one of these to keep him from getting shot.
Mom: A toupee!
😂😂 – at Huntersville, NC
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My brain before bed: I am tired.
My brain after getting in bed: WHAT’S UP BEN LET’S HANG OUT THERE ARE 1 MILLION THINGS TO THINK ABOUT!!!!
There are two types of drivers in Houston: those that perpetually leave their blinker on, and those that never bother to use the blinker at all. Both equally as terrible. – at Houston, TX
I feel pretty good about the fact that 90% of my laundry was composed of running shorts, athletic tops, and yoga pants actually used for yoga. #halfmarathontraining #iworkout – at Houston, TX
I love my city xitter.cf/joshpherigo/status/926… – at Houston, TX
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For people wondering what the #WorldSeries win means to Houstonians, this photo by Steve Gonzalez of @HoustonChron should explain it @astros
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Preliminary data suggests Harvey will produce the greatest total amount of flooding rainfall in the United States, ever. Details coming.












