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It’s actually bc you’re a bigot according to the rest of your opinions on your page
Taylor Swift has a boring face, a boring personality, a boring life story, and worst of all her music is boring. She represents everything wrong with music and art today — namely the fact that manufactured, fake-o products invented with the sole purpose of making money have become a stand in for talent, passion, quality, originality, longevity, authenticity, joy, and just plain *being interesting*. I am never going to stop talking about this because I am right and #swifties are wrong. meghanmurphy.ca/p/why-i-wont…
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What in the fuck is this lmao
A cup of Joe never tasted better. Grab yours: joe.link/DarkRoast
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I’m not cool or chill but I am also stupid (:
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Do my tweets roll over if I don’t use all 600 in one day?
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The tomatoes in my salad are SO good and honestly, I needed that win.
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All of us wanting Eras Tour Tix
I hate chasing, but I want this mf
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“I feel like I should look a little bit cuter- I’ll throw on some Jean shorts” -@shady_katy_ preparing for a semi nice restaurant
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I think if the Supreme Court watched The Secret Life of the American Teenager, they would reconsider.
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He is daring us to vote him out, so let’s do it!
Overturning Roe is not banning abortion. It is giving it back to the states – like it was before Roe was wrongly decided. If you don’t like the laws where you live – engage in the democratic process.
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Go. Fuck. Yourself. 19 children GUNNED DOWN AND MURDERED you don’t shed a tear and attend your NRA rally the next week like nothings wrong NO FORMULA ON THE SHELVES FOR THESE FORCED BIRTHS Women will DIE due to complications. This is about CONTROL. Not your fake religion.
BREAKING: The Supreme Court correctly overturns Roe v. Wade & reinstates the right of states to protect innocent, unborn children. Texas is a pro-life state. We will ALWAYS fight to save every child from the ravages of abortion.
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The fact that y’all can’t differentiate between movies and real life violence is exactly why we need better gun laws 💀
Matthew McConaughey: “More gun control now!” Also Matthew McConaughey:
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You know why @GregAbbott_TX looks so unbothered?? Bc he is. He does not give a shit about those kids, their families, or his state for that matter. Only his votes.
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Okay then, in the words of Kim K- “get your fuckin ass up and work”
These kinds of mass shootings rarely happen elsewhere in the world. Why are we willing to live with this carnage? Why do we keep letting this happen? Where in God’s name is our backbone to have the courage to deal with it? It’s time to turn this pain into action.
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It’s wild that I will pay $20 extra for my nail lady to squeeze oranges on my feet lmaooo
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here’s my big 3! what’s yours? ✨ all big 3 placements included!
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A year ago I made a really fucking hard decision and learned a lot about who I am and what real love and friendship is. I’m better now for it, but GOD am I glad the last 365 days are behind me 🙌🏼❤️
Be brave enough to break your own heart!
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Having someone who is close to you breach your trust is truly traumatizing. I don’t think I’ll ever feel 100% confident in my interpersonal relationships again.
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Me doing anything
is it normal to cry during this
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Y’all are really trying to ruin Euphoria for me ☹️ sorry I’m busy and am not caught up 😭
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