@JordanAshcraft

Reader of books. Your mom would love me. This silly site is the one I have chosen to go down with. Apologies for the spelling. He/him.

 Northern California
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Joined April 2009
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Choosing the mages side every time knowing it was going to blow up in my face will never not be funny.
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thinking about how in inquisition the mounts didn't actually run faster they just added speed likes to look like they did
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He forgets the rest of the modern day gaming environment.
Marshal Bohemond ⚔️⛨ Space Crusader Vtuber
@M_BohemondOct 23
I feel like Bioware's demise is the moment that the shift in culture over the past two years really set in for the woke left. It's easy to deny it when there's just some layoffs, some minor studios closing, flops in releases. Smaller or less veteran studios close all the time. Layoffs occur. Flops happens. Bioware was both an industry juggernaut in it's heyday and the single biggest flagship of their ideology in the gaming industry. Bioware's shutdown isn't just a studio being shut down, or even a veteran one. It's a statement of existential inevitability to them. Like being given a terminal diagnosis with all the confusion, anger, sadness, and dread that comes with it. Chuds won. They can't deny it now. It's over and they can't change the outcome. All they can do is wait for the end.
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Star Wars fans hate Star Wars.
Fun Ahead
@heroesaheadOct 23
Rogue One ALSO sucked ass and was mostly super boring with a few good youtube shorts shoved in their to fool you into thinking you were watching a movie
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We are a dumb society.
Noir 浮世
@madcap412Oct 23
Dragon Age Origins - Leliana and then impregnate Morrigan and then marry the blonde chick to end as king Mass Effect - Asley Williams (even though she mid) Mass Effect 2 - Miranda Lawson Mass Effect 3 - Miranda Lawson and Diana Allers After that, I stopped playing Bioware games because the rest of the games only offered ugly ass options
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They complain that it looks the same despite 600 years. They complain that it would have been different because of 600 years. It’s impossible.
Malekith, Consumerism hater.@skavenslaveOct 23
Humans and Batarian what? We didn't just dodge a bullet we dodged a MAC round
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The mob seeks its own.
Marshal Bohemond ⚔️⛨ Space Crusader Vtuber
@M_BohemondOct 23
Male Shepard is the canon and player preferred Shepard.
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All they do is fear change.
Christina Tasty
@ChristinaTastyOct 23
"Humans and Batarians allied" Unplayable.
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He’s anti woke in stealth mode.
Nades@NadesOct 22
I’m not one of these “anti-woke” people nor am I “woke” both sides are basically as bad as each other to me but let’s be real for a minute and admit this is unbelievably terrible and it really does feel forced.
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Yes, BUT, if you radically evolved the fashion & tech, fans would freak out.
Punished Snake@MorihausKyneOct 23
>set 600 years later >technology and fashions are identical Mother of f**k. Can no sci-fi or fantasy writers figure this out?
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FemShep is so obviously the better choice. It’s your own fault if you never played as here.
Link🇻🇦
@ZeldaZealotOct 23
“Femshep is obviously canon” The Box Art:
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It’s not your hobby. You don’t own it.
Wolfsblade@HanikaAlex76444Oct 22
Yes, im pretty passionate about someone invading my hobby, ruining it, gaslighting and telling me im the problem, actually Yes, im happy you lost your job Yes, im celebrating And i will celebrate every single layoff until you parasites go back to drown in your own misery or smth
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The final third of Veilguard is about as good as it gets.
Last Chalice
@lastchaliceOct 21
Dragon Age: The Veilguard was good.
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Dead? They ain’t dead honey. They are going to live forever.
Noir 浮世
@madcap412Oct 22
And now they’re dead So you’re still proving my point
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Skin so thin it’s translucent.
Christina Tasty
@ChristinaTastyOct 22
Did you play with your eyes closed or what because you still have to sit through scenes like this when you skip their missions.
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Correct!
Last Chalice
@lastchaliceOct 21
Dragon Age: The Veilguard was good.
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Engaging with the chuds on this day of mourning & remembrance for a game company I have deep admiration for has been stimulating.
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I'm not even lying. Kaidan Alenko and Steve Cortez being romance options for a male Shepard in Mass Effect 3 were so ridiculously important for me accepting that I like men. I was in incredibly deep denial and I do not know how much longer that would be persisted. It mattered to-
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Life is hard out here for the babies
Kaida 🌊
@khaliltooshortOct 22
In Baldurs Gate 3 you have the OPTION to do whatever you want in the game In Dragon Age the Veilguard they FORCE you to engage in specifically what they want Its a very easy difference here
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MY GRUMPY, ROMANTASY READING QUEEN IS BEYOND REPROACH
Not Very Daily Cassandra@DailyPentaghastOct 21
Rest in peace dragon age. Thank you for bringing Cassandra into our world.
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