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Pour moi, c'est l'image la plus horrible de ce 17 octobre:
Un couple d'octogénaire dépouillé de tout, en pleine rue, laissé à moitié nu.
Comme si les Rolex, les Vuiton, les Hermès, les Dior, les Sephora pillés n'étaient pas suffisants pour la revente.
L'image qui devrait être un signal d'alarme pour tout l'occident.
L'image d'un pseudo président qui a perdu le contrôle. Qui a totalement échoué envers son peuple.
L'image d'une gauche radicale qui a sacrifié votre propre identité pour faire de votre pays une zone de guerre, aux arrières-plans culturels qui n'ont rien à voir avec les vôtres.
Cette image est effrayante!
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Baby goes viral for his extreme relaxation minutes after being born.
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A 2-year-old boy was strapped inside his stroller when it rolled down a hill and plunged into a deep pond. As the stroller sank underwater, his grandmother was desperately struggling to save another child, unable to reach the little boy trapped below.
It happened in Carmel, Indiana, where 15-year-old Maddox Larger and his 14-year-old brother Grant were fishing nearby when they noticed a family struggling in the water.
The brothers immediately rushed to help, managing to get the grandmother and a 4-year-old child to safety. But their relief was short-lived when they discovered that the youngest child was still missing, trapped underwater inside his stroller.
Maddox went straight back into the pond, searching water approximately eight feet deep until he located the submerged stroller. He managed to pull it to the surface and unbuckle the little boy, but when he brought him out of the water, he realized something was terribly wrong. The toddler wasn’t breathing.
Remembering first aid he’d learned at school, Maddox began delivering back blows, desperately trying to get the little boy breathing again. After those terrifying moments, the toddler finally began to breathe.
What started as an ordinary day of fishing ended with two teenage brothers saving three lives. At just 14 and 15 years old, Maddox and Grant showed incredible courage when it mattered most. They deserve some serious recognition.
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The last few years of her life spent being bullied by her grandson and his wife, as her husband died, as she mourned him, as she dealt with her cancer. Elderly and frail as the photo shows, she remained gracious to the very end.
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Catherine put out a video from Cornwall today and it's worth a minute of your time, because it's the most Catherine thing she's done.
No announcement about herself. No drama. She's asked her Centre for Early Childhood, the thing she set up in 2021 when nobody was paying attention, to go and find out properly whether growing up around trees and mud and sky changes how babies and toddlers develop. Not whether it feels nice. Whether it works. Social skills, emotional skills, the stuff that decides what kind of adult you become before you can read.
The Duchy of Cornwall is paying for it. That's William's estate. Husband's land, wife's research, kids' futures. Quietly done, in Cornwall, on a Thursday.
Here's why it matters coming from her. Two years ago she sat on a bench in a garden and told the country she had cancer. She has said since that nature was the thing that got her through it. The woods, the walks, the sea. Most people who go through that come out with a story. She came out with a research programme, aimed at two year olds, so that the thing that healed her might be built into how we raise children who haven't been born yet.
She's been on this since 2021. Five Big Questions. Shaping Us. The baby cue research with health visitors. The animated films for nursery staff. None of it trends. All of it compounds. In twenty years there'll be a generation of kids raised differently because a princess kept turning up to a subject everyone else found boring.
Same week as all the noise, this is the signal. Get your kids outside. She's about to prove why.
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One more on Nottingham, because the irony hasn't been said plainly enough.
In 2020 they told the world the job was unbearable. The engagements, the handshakes, the crowds, the cameras, the whole royal-tour routine. It was crushing her. They had to leave. Oprah got two hours on it.
Yesterday they drove to Nottingham and did the job. Three charities, a crowd, flowers, selfies, a workshop, the wave. The exact thing they fled, done from memory, with none of the things that made it worth doing. No role. No title that means anything. No regiment, no patronage, no Palace behind them. Not even the thank-you note from the Lord Chamberlain afterwards, because the Lord Chamberlain wrote last month to say they don't work here.
It was a tribute band playing the hits of a group that said the music was killing them.
And the performance. Meghan is an actress; it's the one job she trained for and it showed. The tears at the bouquet arrived on cue. The 'it's great to be back' was pitched for the microphone, not the woman in front of her. The hug, the hand on the heart, the eyes doing the thing. Everyone who has watched her for nine years has seen that sequence before, on better days, with better lighting. It isn't that she felt nothing. It's that you could see her deciding what to feel.
Here's how the public reads a day like that, and I've read the replies so you don't have to. People who already loved them loved it. Everyone else saw a couple who left a country for its own good, came back when the money thinned, and are now cosplaying the life they said was unlivable, in the same city, in a coat the same colour, hoping nobody checks the dates.
Nobody is angry anymore. That's the defeat. Anger would mean it mattered. What they got instead was a country watching a rerun, recognising every scene, and quietly changing the channel to the real one.
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#RealRoyals
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I didn’t chime in on this because a) I honestly didn’t care that much and b) there are usually two sides to these things.
But the way this went, as best I can tell, is that Kelly Clarkson walked into this Brooklyn store, voluntarily looking a bit homeless, and inquired about a fake bird. In between helping a ton of other people, they told her the bird was not for sale but here is the artist’s info, he sells them for about $15,000. In the meantime, here is a $2,000 bird they DO offer.
Which Clarkson took to mean, “You can’t afford our bougie bird that costs as much as a baby grand so here, take this pathetic $2,000 knock-off like good little poor.” (Which is a stupid interpretation all around because who but a rich person has $2k to drop on a fake bird? But okay.)
Anyway, that was not the intended message, but she immediately walked out and put this little business on blast to her millions of followers who instantly swarmed like bees with zero additional information.
I don’t give a crap whether Clarkson ends up with a fake bird or how much it costs. She can have a menagerie of $20,000 parakeets or she can whittle them herself out of sticks from her backyard, I don’t care.
But I do care that so many people can be instantly riled up on social media to attack a potentially innocent person or business simply because their celebrity idol tells them to.
The @kellyclarkson tapes are OUT! And guess what? The footage shows NO evidence of her being disparaged. What it DOES show is her looking at the bird, staff assisting otherS, and Kelly having an outburst as she leaves - and other customers clearly uncomfortable by her conduct.
The @kellyclarkson tapes are OUT! And guess what? The footage shows NO evidence of her being disparaged. What it DOES show is her looking at the bird, staff assisting otherS, and Kelly having an outburst as she leaves - and other customers clearly uncomfortable by her conduct.
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Charlie Ireland was supposed to meet with representatives of the Labour Party including 'The Labour Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs' to discuss farming & agriculture. They’ve cancelled on him, for the third time.
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BREAKING - KISS cofounder Gene Simmons says it is time for celebrities like Ben Stiller and Mark Ruffalo to “shut the f*ck up.”
“People work hard for a living, and they don’t want to be lectured by people who live in mansions and drive Rolls-Royces. It’s time to shut up.”
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I'm just going to say this and before anybody starts foaming at the mouth, I'm not homophobic! I couldn't give a fuck if you're gay. If you're a bloke and you fancy blokes, crack on. If you're a woman and you fancy women, crack on. Get married, adopt twelve fucking Labradors and spend Sunday arguing in IKEA like everybody else.
But what the fuck happened after that?
Because I remember LGBT.
I could just about keep up with that.
Then it became LGBTQ. Then LGBTQ+. Then LGBTQIA+. Then LGBTQIA2S+.
Fuck me. I used to think LGBT was a sandwich. Lettuce, guacamole, bacon and tomato. Then the Q arrived and I thought somebody had added fucking quiche.
Now it looks like somebody's Wi-Fi password.
And that's before you even get into the rest of it.
Non-binary, genderfluid, genderqueer, agender, bigender, trigender, pangender, polygender, demigender, demiboy, demigirl, genderflux, androgyne, neutrois, maverique, xenogender, genderfae, genderfaun.
Then there's he/him, she/her, they/them, he/they, she/they, he/she/they, it/its, ze/hir, ze/zir, zie/hir, xe/xem, ey/em, e/em, ve/ver, ne/nem, per/per, co/cos, thon/thon, ae/aer and fae/faer.
Still with me?
Because we're not fucking finished.
Bun/bunself. Pup/pupself. Cat/catself. Star/starself. Moon/moonself. Void/voidself.
VOIDSELF.
What the fuck am I supposed to do with that?
"Excuse me, is this seat taken?"
"Void."
"Right. I'll fucking stand."
And somewhere along the way we've also got furries. Grown adults dressed as cats, dogs, foxes and fucking dragons. People meowing. People barking. People crawling around on all fours. I've seen people dressed as dogs doing obstacle courses with an audience cheering them on like fucking Crufts has accidentally booked the wrong convention centre.
Imagine being an alien arriving on Earth and that's the first thing you see.
You'd put the fucking spaceship in reverse.
"No intelligent life here.
One of them's dressed as a border collie and somebody's just given him a biscuit."
And I'm sorry, but some of the videos are fucking spectacular. You've got somebody with luminous green hair looking like they've escaped from Fraggle Rock, absolutely screaming into another person's face because they've used the wrong pronoun.
How the fuck was he supposed to know?
You need a fucking laminated flowchart.
"Hello."
"HOW DARE YOU."
"I haven't said anything yet."
"EXACTLY."
This is the bit I don't understand. Be whoever you want to be. Love whoever you want to love. Wear whatever you want. Dye your hair green. Dress as a dragon. Call yourself Moonbeam. Spend Saturday crawling around the NEC pretending to be a fucking spaniel if that's what gets you through the week.
I genuinely don't care.
But don't demand that everybody else joins in.
My view is that there are two genders, male and female. You can disagree with me. That's fine. We can disagree about things without one of us spontaneously fucking combusting.
What I won't do is memorise an ever-expanding dictionary because somebody somewhere has decided this week that they're fae/faer, void/voidself and spiritually a fucking woodland fox.
We've somehow taken "live and let live", which was perfectly fucking simple, and turned it into a terms-and-conditions document.
You live your life. I'll live mine.
I'll call you by your name. I'll treat you like a human being. I won't give a flying fuck who you sleep with.
But if you start barking at me, I'm throwing a fucking tennis ball.
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La televisión Americana no de crédito a las escenas en Paris.
Hasta el presidente Trump ya se ha pronunciado: esto no va de educación, se trata del Islam queriendo tomar el país.
Importa tercer mundo, conviértete en tercer mundo.
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My dad died 12 years ago, It took over two and a half hours for an ambulance to arrive at his property he was sitting on the sofa had a major stroke, When they did arrive it was too late.
Illegal migrants have a queue of those ambulances waiting. 🤬
FUCK YOU @andyburnham CUNT.
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I have very important news to share this morning.
Restore Britain has just overtaken the Reform membership in Scotland - more than Labour, the Tories, the Greens.
Restore Britain is now the second largest party in Scotland - historic.
We are going to take the fight to the SNP.
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Holy. Shit.
Drone footage from the UK tonight…
The UK government is using the cover of darkness to continue importing foreign men. They will all live off British taxpayers. Before long, they will all have multiple children.
It’s being done on purpose.
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What happened in Gosport is a humiliation for the British people, again.
The police implemented a dispersal order to cover the town of Gosport. It is astonishing the levels of our establishment go to in order to import these men.
These third world invaders will now be spread around the country - housed, fed, accommodated, cared for.
It is treason.
I want to be abundantly clear over what a Restore Britain Government will do.
If a civil servant or politician has knowingly placed unvetted dangerous criminals in our communities?
They will be prosecuted, and where appropriate, sent to prison.
I am sick of it. The British people are sick of it.
We need to deport millions, and send those responsible to prison.
It's that simple.
🚨We are now in a place where a whole town gets locked down by the Government for a boat that has not arrived….
Gosport. Haslar Bridge shut. Coaches at Fort Blockhouse. Masks banned.
A dispersal order on the entire town until 7am Tuesday.
Anyone who wants to stand there is sent to a car park. If not you’re threatened with arrest..
The boat is still in French waters.
The government will not even say this is the landing. Last time, they took the people to Dover.




























