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techno | minimal | acid DJ from London, UK

Texas, USA
Joined June 2015
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It’s pay dayyyyyyy and you know what that means!?!? 🤩 It means I can catch up on all my bills until I’m broke again ☹️😂 #adulting #payday
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Wife: did you eat dinner? Me: yeah W: what did you have? Me: half a pack of cookies W: that’s not proper food... Me: neither is the shite you feed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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What I like about Twitter is when you have no followers you’re just talking to yourself twice. #twitter #loner
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There are two sides to every story. My side and the wrong side.
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Tech Companies: 5G network Consumers: YAYYYYYY Tech Co: might fry your brains Consumers: ohhhhhh ☹️ Tech Co: it’ll be 20x faster though Consumers: YAYYYYYY #5G #fried #letsdiefasterplease
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It is the absolute BEST when everything goes your way. Today is not one of those days.
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I like music events that aren’t over the top. There aren’t excessive visuals, lasers, lights, props, drugs, alcohol, people... I like music events in my headphones #rave
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Britain bracing to get ploughed by Hannah with up to 8 inches.
#Piday #happypiday Them: Happy Pi Day!! Me: it’s PIE* Them: no, Pi as in 3.142 Me:
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People: use your best assets to your advantage Everyone else: *intelligence* *smile* *charm* *tits* *ass* *money* Me: *panicking*
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Facebook went down and Twitter took the piss – the 18 funniest reactions. thepoke.co.uk/2019/03/14/fac…
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Me: I’m goin home, I’ve had enough Boss: what happened? Me: #facebookisdown *storms out* Boss:
Trying to call my mum without Facebook 😂 #FacebookDown
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The date is March 14th 2019. 24hrs after #facebookdown Nobody remembers how to reach loved ones or eat food without posting updates and the global economy has collapsed. The few Facebook users that migrated to twitter were among the lucky few to once again connect.
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Has anyone knocked on the door of Instagram models yet? Are they ok?
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