Adam Klapka sits atop the NHL's penalty-minute leaders, which is a strange little corner of the statistical universe for a man who looks as though he'd return a shopping cart from the far end of a parking lot. He may be the nicest 6-foot-8, 235-pound man you could ever meet, so he’s had to work hard on being meaner. He hired a similarly-sized MMA fighter this summer to spar with, who he rains praise upon for swatting him around. Of course he did. “I don't like the fights on the streets and this kind of stuff. But somehow, on the ice, I'm able to switch and be mean, kind of. I think it has to be inside you a little bit. If it's not, you just have to find a way how to wake it up inside you because I think everybody inside them can be mean.” My column: