@Jonmalanos

Comedian, Man Of Many Mysteries

 Toronto, Ontario
Joined November 2009
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There's still a pandemic and a guy just drank a beer out of his shoe #UFC271
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Adele was surprised by her English teacher and burst into tears. #AnAudienceWithAdele xitter.cf/ITV/status/14625187718…
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Oh my heart. We need more allies like this. We need more fathers like this.
ACLU
@ACLU15 Mar 2021
MUST WATCH: Brandon Boulware, the father of a transgender daughter, testifies during a hearing asking Missouri lawmakers to stop discriminating against trans youth.
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The energy I was getting from @FightOwensFight during his Chronicle documentary #wwe
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Brian Gewirtz@bfg72816 Oct 2020
“I took the greatest Stunner of all time. Not a lot of people know this but I took it better than most 20 year veterans. It was the perfect Stunner, all thanks to me. People were cheering how well I took it and actually started booing Stone Cold.”
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Totally thought of @marcmaron 's special End Times Fun the whole debate and laughed at Mike Pence's big zoomed in face #VPDebate2020
*John Cena's music plays*
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Jagshemash. If you see only one moviefilm this year, please see the only one that got made - mine. Great success! Please, you look. Chenquieh.
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Dwayne Johnson
@TheRock27 Sep 2020
As a political independent & centrist, I’ve voted for both parties in the past. In this critical presidential election, I’m endorsing @JoeBiden & @KamalaHarris. Progress takes courage, humanity, empathy, strength, KINDNESS & RESPECT. We must ALL VOTE: bit.ly/DJVote2020

Dwayne Johnson Endorses Joe Biden & Kamala Harris

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Just posted a photo @ Vapor Central instagram.com/p/CFdC32RDxKP/… – at Toronto, Ontario
Just posted a photo @ Vapor Central instagram.com/p/CFNq-XhDi1R/… – at Toronto, Ontario
Thursday Night Smokedown is back with another amazing lineup. It all goes down at the incredible vaporcentralresearch with all new covid 19 precautions. Come smoke with all your friends inside while you enjoy the… instagram.com/p/CE4zfeID-2s/… – at Toronto, Ontario
We can show you the world, shining, shimmering, splendid! Another banger lineup at thursdaynightsmokedown this week at vaporcentralresearch Goes down every Thursday, you can smoke, we tell jokes and everyone has a… instagram.com/p/CEmOh7SDx9m/… – at Toronto, Ontario
Buddy! Thursday Night Smokedown is back tonight! Come to the new and improved @vaporcentral You guys get to smoke in your own booth away from everyone and watch the hilarious Jared Nathan Reese Turner Hisham… instagram.com/p/CEHdmSnDxlS/… – at Toronto, Ontario
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We're back August 20th at @VaporCentral 9pm. The cities best comedians, the best smoke all in one socially distanced room with all the covid provisions. 667 Yonge
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We're back and glorious as ever! Come check out the new and improved @vaporcentral, audience members all get their our setup away from everyone so you can be comfortable and safe. It feels like you're a teenager… instagram.com/p/CEAIyKPDp7I/… – at Toronto, Ontario
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Normalize answering questions like human beings on Jeopardy
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Comedy Nest@comedynest11 Aug 2020
This Thursday to Saturday (August 13-15) catch our Festival Faves shows featuring 8 to 10 comedians in 90 minutes who have appeared at @justforlaughs @WpgComFest @zoofest and more! Info/tix: comedynest.com/blog/festival…
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My spirit animal
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Comedy Nest@comedynest30 Jul 2020
Tonight! 10 comedians in 90 minutes including @thejohnhastings @ChantalOnAir @lully514 @Rodney_Ramsey @danielcarin @MeletianFalcon @harriweinreb @Jonmalanos @orangebureau and more! 8pm to 9:30, limited seating for social distancing, $12/$6st tix: comedynest.com/blog/seriousl…
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