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5 days till a PoBoy 25 days till a Cuban sandwich

First @applepay now @Airbnb count your days!

Whoever at Red Bull who decided to take away the blue pull tabs on sugar free Red Bulls you moms a hoe! Coming from every bartender

I’m here to bartend not play 21 questions on what you want to drink

I don’t know how this dude just went from a strawberry mango lemon drop to a 4 horseman!

You know how I know you’re old, you still write “See ID” on your credit card!

Middle aged woman comes in the bar and orders a high noon with a Tito’s back! I love it.

Why do flies love ears so much

Why do I have to verify my identity if I’m using Face ID I’ll never understand that.

If you are as tall as her when she’s seating down it’s a problem!

I don’t know what’s more annoying than a girl hitting 2 hookah pens at the same time. You 2 fisting vapes!!!

A deal only makes sense if it’s better than you would get without a deal!

Bartenders free game! If someone ask for a pineapple and cranberry 3 times they really want a crown apple a cranberry!

You ordering crablegs and don’t know what a cluster is? That’s hella wild!

Black guy walks in the bar and thinks Jump Around House of Pain is Wu Tang! SMH this is just the beginning of the shift!

A girl yelling “Alexa Next” at a dj has to be the funniest thing ever.

Just got asked for ol bay sauce. I’m sorry sir it’s a seasoning not sauce

Shout out to the couple that pulled out a box of chez itz out her purse and fuck them up at the bar!

Don’t ask me what beers we have and when I list them you say you only drink corona! Just ask for the corona!

Imagine this… Adult lazy river with little bar stops along the way to take shots or grab a beer!