Songwriter, sober.

The Lonesome Crowded West Side
Joined March 2009
"There are worlds beyond and worlds within which the explorer must explore. But one power seems to transcend space and time, life and death. lt is a human power which holds us safe and together when all other forces combine to tear us apart. We call it the power of love."
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utterly reinvented Tangled out of Oslo tonight—spooky, spacey, with several entirely new verses. shades of the ‘78 torch ballad edition still headed for another joint after 85 years. magnificent
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Making him work from.tbe hospital? He really is the american pope
The Vatican released the first photos of Pope Leo XIV since his lung cancer surgery, showing him leading Mass inside the hospital Doctors said he’s now able to carry out his daily activities completely on his own
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It’s Friday and the store is open until 3:30pm. Get pumped for the weekend with a condiment dispenser!
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C-shaped highways watch out
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ICP on Drink Champs talking about Eminem’s homie Kid Rock
Kid Rock x Eminem - Heal My Faith
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she’s becoming a noble gas
TRUMP: KATIE ZACHARIA WILL STAY IN SOME FORM, BUT MAYBE ANOTHER FORM
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El-Sayed: Trump’s neat trick is to become the subject of every conversation and to force people to take sides. And here’s the thing about it: once you take sides, he’s forcing you to double down on crazier and crazier stuff. And soon enough, you’re out here signing on to a bunch of things that, like three years ago, you’re like, “That’s insane.” But here’s the problem: you don’t want to have to face down that one friend who’s going to tell you, “I told you so.” And so what happens is that you keep doubling down on the craziest stuff. And you find yourself so far gone up that tree that there’s no way you can climb down. We’ve got to help those folks. Because guess what? They’re paying for $5 gas too. They’re paying insane diesel prices too. They can’t see a doctor either
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After firing him from their cast for past racist jokes, then inviting him back as a host three times, it looks like after Shane Gillis’ recent opening monologue where he compared women wearing exercise clothing to “whores,” SNL has finally learned their lesson: The beloved sketch show has announced Shane Gillis is only welcome to host another five to six times, tops. Boom. Sorry Shane, but it looks like misogyny has no place on the hallowed SNL stage. In a post to their official Facebook page, the show announced, “We are aware of the public reaction to guest host Shane Gillis’ recent opening monologue. SNL has made the difficult decision to ban Shane Gillis from hosting our show any more than five, six more times, tops. While we believe that everyone deserves an eighth or ninth chance, and there are basically no other funny comedians, actors, or musicians we can think of to host our show, Shane’s comments crossed a line that SNL will only let him cross around a dozen times total.” Reactions in the post’s comments were mixed, with some saying that the punishment wasn’t harsh enough and that SNL should only welcome him back to host two to three times, whereas some were saying it was too harsh and they should make him a permanent cast member again but just not let him do as much sexist/racist stuff. Damn. If SNL went this far, you know they were NOT happy about Shane’s “whores” joke. Hats off to SNL for standing up for women like this!
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I love Kris so much
re: Kacey / Talarico, if you call yourself a fan of country, but genuinely think it's always or only ever been conservative... idk, is this your first day on earth ??
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since this character dropped my gf has not stopped talking in the biddy blas voice around the house. i will be suing lucasfilm for emotional damages and will be writing my complaint in huttese
When I’m outside my friends house and I ring their doorbell
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saw liberty bibberty for the first time this weekend. we need to call the swat team
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This happened to me and it’s why I can’t fly on airplanes anymore
📺CBS Primetime, October 11, 1963: — On 'The Twilight Zone,' a passenger, played by William Shatner, notices a hideous creature lurking outside the plane
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I've been warning people for years about the live format of this show
Shane Gillis accidentally saying the F bomb on SNL.
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My favorite post of all time
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John Backrooms will return in……BACK2ROOMS (2028) “This summer…the rooms…are back”
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Tumbleweed on the streets of the Wedge just waiting for the wind to pick up.
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That’s rich coming from someone who wears his bed sheets out at night.
Sen. John Kennedy says that AIPAC is only spending on Mike Rogers behalf in Michigan because Abdul El-Sayed “sleeps in a Bin Laden jersey.” Abdul El-Sayed has never said anything in support of Osama Bin Laden. He’s just Muslim.
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