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I have irrefutable evidence that I once had an orgy with every member of the Spice Girls, while Beyoncé filmed it (until she joined in.) You’ll never be presented with it, but please know, it’s irrefutable
Elano truly spared their blushes here
This was the scoreline the last time Man City played a Premier League game before being taken over by Sheikh Mansour's Abu Dhabi United Group.
#StanSportAU #PremierLeague
They think it’s all over…..
BREAKING: Premier League says Manchester City used 'sham contracts' to inflate revenues and cut costs by £900m, as club found guilty of all charges related to breaches of financial rules.
news.sky.com/story/mancheste…
I’ll have to read this in bed or else I may get arrested for having an erection in public
Here it is. PL verdict on @ManCity. “An independent Commission has found Manchester City FC guilty of all charges related to serious breaches of the Premier League’s financial rules over a nine-season period, and the majority of charges in relation to its failure to co-operate with the League’s investigation.”premierleague.com/en/news/47…
After this weekend, the three gents from the independent commission, Murray Rosen KC, Rui Pinto, and David Ornstein
Does the last 24 hours rank amongst the finest of this platform’s history?! It’s right up there for me
🎵 Oh Rui Pinto, you are the love of my life,
Oh Rui Pinto, I’d let you 5h@g my wife,
Oh Rui Pinto, I love Football Leaks too 🎵
A historic decision for English football, and one that comes to crown the work I carried out through Football Leaks. Today, we all know that, through structural manipulation and financial manoeuvring, Manchester City did not merely circumvent the rules, they turned them into a mere formality, challenging any attempt to preserve the integrity of the competition. That meticulously orchestrated fraud will finally be subject to punishment, and the impact will not merely be turbulent, but truly devastating for the Cityzens.
Ironically, I cannot help but remember Pep Guardiola's words at his first press conference as City manager: "Fasten your seat belts".
This man’s portrait should adorn the entrance of The Lowry
A historic decision for English football, and one that comes to crown the work I carried out through Football Leaks. Today, we all know that, through structural manipulation and financial manoeuvring, Manchester City did not merely circumvent the rules, they turned them into a mere formality, challenging any attempt to preserve the integrity of the competition. That meticulously orchestrated fraud will finally be subject to punishment, and the impact will not merely be turbulent, but truly devastating for the Cityzens.
Ironically, I cannot help but remember Pep Guardiola's words at his first press conference as City manager: "Fasten your seat belts".
No more 🥓 🥪 for Wazza
🗣️ Rooney: “I’ve recently found out that my mum’s mum, so my nan’s, family were Polish Jews.”
Former England striker visits Auschwitz with his family in The Real Rooneys after his 10-year-old son takes an interest in the Second World War.
@thomgibbs has more ⬇️
telegraph.co.uk/football/202…
MUFC: where managers now go to hone their craft
🇵🇹 Ruben Amorim changed his formation and system at AC Milan this weekend and they won 3-0.
🗣️ Amorim: "I cannot repeat my mistakes from Manchester United. If we do not have the characteristics to play a certain way, we have to adapt.
We will return to building with a back three in the future, but we will see. Here in Italy, managers are very good at pressing with individual man-markings."
RIP Little Derek ❤️
We’re deeply saddened to hear of the passing of Sway. 🕊️
In 2005, he made MOBO history, beating global heavyweights including 50 Cent and The Game to win Best Hip-Hop Act - a huge moment for Sway and UK Hip Hop.
Proud to have him as part of our history. Our love goes out to his family, loved ones and fans. ❤️
There remain a number of players at the club who will never be able to help United become a team with aspirations of competing in the elite competitions
We will always be the biggest club ❤️
🚨🇵🇱 Sabah FK left back Tymoteusz Puchacz to a #mufc fan: “I know you are the biggest club in the world - I’m a Man United fan. Yes it was the best experience. After tonight Bruno is the best. Yeah man [difficult playing against him]. I got Rashford’s shirt.”
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