@JonathanKite

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jonathankitecomedy.com
Joined March 2010
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In California, squatters can claim a house as theirs, even if someone else is living there. I guess that makes everyday Columbus Day
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Now I know why you can't change houses at Hogwarts. Because JK Rowling doesn’t believe in transitions
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“Trump will never listen. It’ll go in one ear and out the other.”
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Check out the first episode of my podcast @kiteclubpodcast youtu.be/5FFXEc_c2TY?fbclid=…
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I’m in Austin tonight at The Green Jay
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Adam Ray@adamraycomedy15 Mar 2021
NEW @ALNpodcast with @JonathanKite is up🔥 Enjoy on @ComedySpotify @ApplePodcasts or @YouTube🍿
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Happy Bethday to this beautiful soul!!
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Drunkingly binging Russian Doll on @netflix. Am I doing this right?
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Myself on an Elf!
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PODCAST LISTENERS! The newest episode of my podcast w/ @DarrellCHammond is out now! This week we’re joined by @JonathanKite & if you love impressions you’ll love this episode! Available on iTunes & Spotify! linktr.ee/TheThirdPersonPodc…
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Throwback Thursday to when I did demonstrations on how not to wear a mask
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#greenlightsbook challenging accepted @McConaughey
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M. NIGHT on KITE #ElfontheShelfChallenge
elfontheshelf@elfontheshelf9 Dec 2020
Replying to @Bethbehrs @KChenoweth @JonathanKite @cher
Popping in from my spot on the shelf to deliver the news from the North Pole myself! Santa laughed when he saw your fun, silly twist and placed you on top of his Very Nice List! 📝✨ #ElfontheShelfChallenge
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When you’ve been on hold for so long that you start singing along to the music
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