Just two things visible from space: the Great Wall of China and the exit lights @vuecinemas in Leicester, which totally ruined our viewing of 'Wolfman' at the weekend. Suggest you put the customer first for once @VueHelp and buy some dimmers.
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Replying to @CrossCountryUK
@CrossCountryUK @networkrail @RailOmbudsman @BBCWatchdog @Mattallwright Outstanding job Cross Country... four consecutive days of misery and discomfort for your passengers (those who could stomach piling on to an already rammed train that is). Well worth £75 every 8 days.
Another spectacular fail from @CrossCountryUK this morning - well done folks, it’s incredible how miserable you make your passengers. – at Tamworth, England
F*** nip and tuck. Get back to the real business of brand.
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If anything does for Cummings, it will be the stories of other people's endurance. The unattended funerals. The unvisited parents. The struggles to look after our kids while we were sick. Every family in the land has paid a price. And he sees it all as being somehow beneath him.
Nice one @rickygervais you made me laugh so hard it hurt and broke my fucking heart at the same time. #AfterLife2
Fountains Of Wayne - Someone's Gonna Break Your Heart youtu.be/FbxL8j8dqGA via @YouTube broken heart x
Terribly sad news this. One of my fave bands whose music has brought me such joy and comfort over the years. RIP Adam. Stay safe people. BBC News - Adam Schlesinger: Stacy’s Mom songwriter dies aged 52 with coronavirus bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment…
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BBC to run special edition of MOTD on Saturday, showing highlights of this week’s spectacular own goals by Mike Ashley and Tim Martin.
Would someone @TIDAL please explain why my listening pleasure is constantly ruined by ‘Playback has been paused because you are playing on another device’ when I’m not playing on another device!? Time to switch back to Spotify?
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From Spain: "I’m watching Sky & seeing Brits by the seaside and in parks. If you have any influence on yr show please send out a warning. It's insane. Our beaches & parks are sealed off & guarded by military. Spain UK curves are comparable. Average Brit needs to wake up. Now.
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Coronavirus: Boris calls emergency Cobra meeting for Monday morning, as it’s too late to really do it today, and then it’s the weekend so Monday it is. After breakfast if possible, say 10-ish?
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Take a look at the latest boat kitted out with our Custom Install speakers, from @boatscouk.
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Amazing picture. Impossible to square reality with the horrible portrayal of the EU as some sort of enemy of the U.K. By the time we realised the damage done, it was too late to fix. At least we win lower food standards, slower growth, closures, price increases & fewer freedoms!
Here we are again, can’t believe it’s been a year! Looking forward to Jack & the Beanstalk #LTHPanto
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At risk of giving away trade secrets, I suspect that the most crucial question of the moment is this:
'What, exactly, are you celebrating?'













