Hello @FedEx why is my package just floating all around me since Saturday?
I miss the days when I could disagree with Republicans on normal things like government programs or international relations instead of whether some brownish minority group may or may not be eating your pets.
Donald Trump sharing his health plan last night.
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911, I need to report that Dame Patti LuPone has stolen @TheBiancaDelRio's face
#thehotones
Can tonight's debate please take on this format?
New Hot Ones Versus with Aubrey Plaza and Patti LuPone going head to head! 🚨 Who will take home the gold-plated chicken wing trophy? 🍗🔥 Find out now: youtu.be/UpOF7upKPjc
If straws in milkshakes are triggering for @JesseBWatters I can't wait to hear what he thinks of this nonsense.
#JDVance went for a dip at The Lodge at Torrey Pines Saturday -- a luxury resort in La Jolla -- hopping in the pool with his shirt still on.
Check out the pics: tmz.me/yCXtaf6
Just came into posession of possibly the most Atlanta thing ever. #Braves #LudaNight
Jonathan Doss retweeted
🚨🚨🚨BREAKING: In light of a school shooting in Georgia, a video has gone viral showing Marjorie Taylor Greene claiming she will do a giveaway for a large 50 caliber rifle.
In the ad she claims, “THIS is the same type of gun that TRIGGERS the fake news media and Democrats all across the country….
…and it’s the same type of gun the hate-America gun grabbers in DC would love to BAN if they every got the votes.”
This two year old video is disgusting. Marjorie has not changed.
It’s time Republicans Shut up with their thoughts and prayers.
-It’s the guns.
-It’s the AR-15 type weapons.
Either you’re going to do something about these devastating shootings or you’re complicit.
What are your thoughts about this ad?
Waiting for @politico to ask Vance when he stopped fucking couches.





















