The only benefit to the @Verizon outage is that I’m not getting my ten daily spam calls offing me a line of credit.
Here’s a fun exercise - if every vet on the @Dodgers went down for the season, what would their team look like staffed with AA or AAA prospects, rookies and 2nd year guys. Would they win?
C Rushing
1B Ryan Ward
2B Alex Freeland
SS Hyesong Kim
3B Tyler Fitzgerald
OF De Paula
OF Zyhir Hope
OF Mike Sirota
DH James Tibbs III
S1 Sasaki
S2 wrobleski
S3 Sheehan
S4 River Ryan
S5 Landon Knack
Would they have a winning record?
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If the consolidation of American community banking continues at its current pace, and the 4,100 small banks left in this country are absorbed, one by one, by the four or five megabanks that already dominate the system, you will wake up in 2040 in a country where the entire concept of a bank as a place that knows you, that lends to you because of who you are rather than because of a credit score generated by an algorithm in New Jersey, that has a lobby and a teller and a cookie and a person whose name you can remember, has ceased to exist, and you will not have noticed it happening, because the disappearance will have been gradual, and gradual disappearances are the only kind humans cannot see.
The lobby cookie will be the first thing to go. It is already going. The cookies are stale at most banks now, set out by a corporate mandate from a regional manager in Charlotte who has never met the customers and considers the cookie a line item in a budget that needs to be reduced. After the cookies, the tellers. The tellers will be replaced by a kiosk, then by an app, then by nothing at all, because the megabank will have decided that anyone who needs to deposit a check in person is a customer they do not want anyway. After the tellers, the branch. The branch will close, the building will become a vape shop, and the only physical evidence that there was ever a bank in your town will be the carved stone above the door of the building, which the new tenants will, at some point, paint over.
After the branch, the phone number. The phone number will route to a call center in Bangalore, where a polite man named Rajesh, who has been given a script and a 12-week training program, will pick up after a 47-minute hold and address you by a first name that he has been trained to mispronounce in a way that maximizes warmth-per-second-of-call as measured by an internal metric. Rajesh will not be able to help you. Rajesh has no authority. Rajesh's authority has been deliberately removed because authority distributed across thousands of call center employees is a compliance risk that the megabank's general counsel has spent fifteen years systematically eliminating. You will hang up. You will call back. You will sit on hold again. This will be your relationship with your bank.
The CEO of your bank will be a man named Brian who lives in Manhattan and earns $32 million a year and has never set foot in your town and never will. The board of your bank will consist of nine other men named Brian who all sit on each other's boards and who collectively decide, every quarter, that the priorities of the institution are, in this order, regulatory compliance, dividend stability, share buybacks, and last, somewhere far down the list, the actual customer experience, which has been outsourced to a subsidiary that has been outsourced to a vendor that has been outsourced to Rajesh. None of them will ever meet you. None of them will ever know you exist. You will be a number in a database, and the number will be optimized, every quarter, by an algorithm whose objective function is the bank's net interest margin and not, in any way, your wellbeing.
This is the future being constructed, in real time, by every acquisition that takes a community bank off the public markets and folds it into a regional that will, in turn, be folded into a megabank in the next cycle. The future is not inevitable. There are 4,100 small banks left. They are being acquired at 1.7x book. Every one that is acquired is a town that loses the last institution that knew its name, and a country that loses one more node of the relational economy that used to be the entire foundation of American commerce.
You can own these banks before they are acquired. You can collect the premium when they sell. You can also, if you choose, refuse to bank at the megabanks and keep your deposits at the small ones for as long as they exist, which, at the current rate, will be roughly another 25 years. After that, you will be banking with Brian. Rajesh will pick up the phone. The cookie will be a memory. And you will, on some quiet Tuesday afternoon in 2049, remember the teller at the branch in your hometown who knew your name, and you will understand, too late, what the consolidation actually cost.
The same rule applies to nude beaches - the people who are naked are never the right ones!
One other little truth I wish more young women would learn—the most revealing clothing is rarely flattering. Most of the young women I see out there wearing crop tops and super short dresses and shorts would look so much prettier and more physically fit if they just covered up a little bit more.
I’m not talking about wearing a Mennonite dress, I’m just saying, when you wear one so short it ends just a few inches below your crotch, that also happens to be the widest part of your leg. So it makes your legs look thick! And that’s also usually the part of your leg where cellulite turns up, so you’re showing that off too.
So it’s not just immodest, it’s usually less attractive and does you a disservice!
This decision to cut him for his Christianity won’t be helping the @NBA ratings much. As a matter of fact, I think I’ll be avoiding watching the playoffs altogether.
Zero people in Los Angeles will ever call it that. We still call where the Lakers play the Staples Center and it’s been some other name for 5 years.
We marketers never like to make what we do part of the story prior to a film’s release, but this one was a blast to work on.
'Project Hail Mary' Shatters Box Office Expectations With $140.9 Million Globally variety.com/2026/film/box-of…
The lesson of 2000 years - you can NEVER silence the name of Jesus. His Kingdom will know no end!!
A statue of Jesus Christ has been raised today in the Lebanese town of Qaa, on the border with Syria, standing at 26 meters tall and marking the highest of its kind in the Middle East. This step carries meanings that go beyond its religious dimension into a deeper symbolic significance, as the monument emerges in a region long shaped by tension and the repercussions of war. It delivers a clear message that this geography, once defined by conflict lines, is equally capable of producing a counter-narrative grounded in peace, resilience, and hope, as if the very location is being redefined from a volatile frontier into a source of moral and symbolic light reflecting the enduring will to live in the face of years of violence and division.
If you’re a person who likes videos that reveal magic tricks, you’ll like this Reuters story.
Who is Banksy?
What a fabulous read.
reuters.com/investigates/spe…
This shot was the moment @TGL went from pleasant curiosity to an actual sport with rooting interest. Just look at the reaction of the Jupiter team - Ryder Cup level exuberance.
Utterly fascinating review of a book about the Jewish historian Josephus and his claims about Jesus.
‘Josephus and Jesus’ gives academics, pastors, public advocates for Christianity a fresh look at one of the most hotly debated passages among ancient documents.
thegospelcoalition.org/revie…
This weekend I was in Utah and a very nice pair of @LDSchurch missionaries stopped by and gave me a copy of @thebookofmormon . I read most of it and boy do I have thoughts! Any Mormon/LDS member willing to answer some sincere questions for me?
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The fact that no one is even thinking about going to Persian neighborhoods in America to intimidate or bully local Persians and protest the Iranian government, but they did exactly that in Jewish neighborhoods all around the U.S. because of Israel, tells you everything about their “humanity” and their claim of “just criticizing” Israel.
Please join in helping out this brave girl.
Please consider helping out Lydia Kaiser, who was injured while protecting her friend during the Annunciation Church shooting in Minneapolis.
At this time, Lydia is in very serious condition and has undergone an unimaginable surgery.
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