Co-founder at All Gravy - AI native operating system for the 80% of the world who don’t work behind a screen

Joined June 2012
Apple is a scam. So is Dell, HP, and all laptop makers. These are for low IQ people who don't know how to use silicon and fall for hardware marketing gimmicks. You are paying a premium for less RAM, shittier thermals, and handcuffing yourself to an ecosystem you don't control
Lovable is a scam. So is Replit, Base44, Framer, and all AI website builders. These are for low IQ people who don’t know how to use AI and fall for SaaS marketing gimmicks. You are paying a premium for less usage, shittier models, shittier websites, and hand cuffing yourself to a SaaS ecosystem you don’t control. A $100/month Claude Max plan (or ChatGPT Pro) is a better solution BY FAR
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Need an MCP server for my oven. Just straight up tell Claude I want some succulent roast chicken. Crispy skin.
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I hate that load-bearing has started being something people say
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I’d disagree. Sure you get value from having a partner from a great fund on your cap table. But you run into issues if the fund doesn’t do your round when you’re at the right stage. This partner has all the info in the world, Decides to not do the round. What does that say?
Fun VC observation Some of the most interesting venture investments are the small personal checks partners write outside of their funds. They’re often the opportunities that are too early, weird, and definitionally non consensus for institutional decision dynamics to agree on. For founders, they are also some of the highest leverage capital on the cap table. You get a partner’s personal conviction, network, and attention for a fraction of the dilution.
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This is the kind of advice bootstrapped founders are missing out on. Crush it
Caught up with a portfolio ceo today: Raised $6.5m 2026 revenue $12m Pipeline $200m One contract in final $29m Cash balance $13m (prepaid contracts) He is crushed with inbound to invest. The lesson to founders raising? The investors you are talking to have alternatives who are crushing it like this guy. If you are not crushing it it is very very hard to raise now. Crush it.
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Jonatan M Rasmussen retweeted
One unusual thing I noticed about Copenhagen: their bike bridges are stunning. Apparently, most of the public infrastructure isn't designed by engineers alone, but by architects and world-famous artists too. Some bridges intentionally curve instead of taking the shortest possible route. The curves slow cyclists down, make the ride safer, and give riders better views over the water. And they discovered something else too: building beautiful bike infrastructure can actually create cyclists. When Bryggebroen opened in 2006, planners expected around 3,300 cyclists a day. Within months, more than 9,000 were crossing it.
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Motivational ceo mode: On
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few know this, but the poor actually had access to rockets and electric cars for free until Elon Musk decided to hoard them all for himself
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The ServiceNow CEO looking like a hunger games villain on CNBC is the type of CEO I aspire to be
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Two markets where the demand curve is a vertical line: AI compute and blueberries for a 3-year-old .
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I’m sure some people thought the quill pen led to slop. So much easier to generate loads of text, when you don’t have to etch it into boulders with a chisel. The issue is not the tool. It’s how’s it’s handled.
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💯% - ideen med VAR vel at skabe en mere underholdende sport med mindre fokus på dommerkendelser. Det har taget passionen væk, uden nævneværdigt at ændre fokus på ‘unfair’ domme. Om det så et fordi folk ikke forstår reglerne er vel underordnet.
Skal vi snart diskutere, om vi får det ud af VAR vi gerne vil have ud af det? Og hvordan vi undgår de latterlige eller helt uforståelige kendelser? Divisionsforeningen og dommerne ville have mindre snak og skriveri om dommerpræstationerne, da VAR blev indført. Nu taler vi i stedet om VAR, hver uge. Michael Johansen og co., kom ud af busken og ind i kampen. #fcklive #sldk @DBUfodbold @Superligaen @LeandinhoDK @HansenKenn
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People who open crisp packages from the bottom are f*cking savages.
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Hjulmands udtalelser siden det forfærdelige vm har legitimeret, at landsholdspillerne kan blive tromlet en halvleg af et 4. Seedet hold og så stadig komme med sådan nogle vattede udtalelser. Det sku ikke syndt for jer, at der er forventninger til jer. bold.dk/fodbold/stillinger/e…
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One thing which is solved by starting your career as a management consultant. Always asked to blow yourself up so clients feel justified in spending bare $$ on a 24 y/o
The “Dinner Party Asshole” test is a solution to a common problem: Startups often struggle at pitching their team, even though for the earliest stage companies, it’s incredibly important to do it well to raise capital — as I’ve described it below Pre-seed- Bet on the team 👨‍💻 Seed- Bet on the product 📱 Series A- Bet on the traction 🏒 Series B- Bet on the revenue 💸 Series C- Bet on the unit economics 💰 To figure out if you are properly pitching yourself in your team, run the thought experiment of describing yourselves at a dinner party. If you are pitching yourself hard, then if you are a kind human, you will turn red and blush with wild embarrassment. The reason is that a proper pitch includes many of your credentials, your achievements, the ways in which you and your team are highly unique, and we simply don’t talk like this at dinner parties. And yet this is exactly what you should do when you talk to investors, partners, customers, and potential employees. Be the dinner party jerk, pitch yourself hard. Don’t hold back. Your shyness and cordiality is not helping. I find that most founders tend to focus, primarily on describing their idea to the exclusion of everything else. I’ve heard thousands of “elevator pitches” and they generally focus on the idea and not the team, the market, differentiation, or anything else. And they downplay their achievements or omit them. Of course what you emphasize depends on your background. It’s often described that there are repeat founders and first time founders, but furthermore, there’s another axis, which is about obvious credentialing versus not. For first time founders that are starting a gaming company, for instance, but have already spent years at a top company in the field, a quick modification to the elevator pitch, mentioning that, is both beneficial and quite obvious. But what do you do, you’re an uncredentialed first time founder? Then the question becomes, what is your “earned secret“ behind the idea? Having a pithy story about how you were a Shopify seller, and that’s how you got to building any commerce product, is incredibly helpful. And if you have some metrics or an observation about the market that’s non-obvious, showing your expertise in the field, is even more valuable. If you have various credentials either professional, or academic or open source, achievements, it might be worth working those in even if not directly related. The other very awkward thing is to use facts and figures to describe yourself. If in your previous work, you worked on an app that served millions of people, or for your current company, you recently launched and got your first 10,000 users, you should save these numbers. Any traction and any validation is incredibly helpful proving your case. And of course, this is another thing that would make you a dinner party jerk. You might be going through a moment of introspection now and asking why am I like this? Why do I downplay achievements when I should be amping them up? My answer to this, is conformity. In real life, we often subconsciously conform to the people around us. If you go off at a friendly gathering about all the cool stuff you’ve done, and why you’re going to be great, there’s a fear that you’re exaggerating the differences between yourself and others. There’s a fun theory from evolutionary psychology that shyness is an evolved trait to keep us safe in a world where we grew up and tribes of a few hundred people, and a few wrong words might follow us around for our lifetimes. This is also my theory for why people are reluctant to engage on social media and share their knowledge, when it’s obvious that it might be very helpful to them professionally. TLDR; there’s pitch mode and dinner party mode. Learn to turn the former mode on!
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All Gravy x Le Bab 💫
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When did ChatGPT go from 10xing productivity to being a new Bing search? 😒
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Tired: orchestrate Wired: jazzify
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Another point I tend to make to founders doing this (and I’ve seen many times). What do you do when that ‘tier 2’ investor gives you a term sheet? You don’t have time to get Tier 1 from cold to ts. You end up taking it. Make sure you’ve at least shot your shot.
Why it is bad advice for founders to practice their pitch with Tier 2 and Tier 3 investors first? @rabois @mike_sheb 🔥 is episode coming Monday. 👇
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This is what Ive found. And still need to become great at using interns tbh.
Replying to @daveg
They're better editors than writers Better interns than tenured staff 60 to 80% passable every time But never near 100% Unless the person using it is great at that craft and is using it as an intern
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