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He/Him Don't follow me. All I used to tweet about was Movie Fights, and I don't even do that any more. You're better than that. I believe in you.

Joined January 2016
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Her time with HornHub has affected how @Lynneesays sees Hearthstone
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John Mara just texted Joe Schoen and told him that no fewer than 8 players are to key in on Saquon next week.
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Watching JD Vance get mad that he got fact checked tells you exactly what his plans were tonight.
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this is just for the record, please no more, I've got 31 more hours
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Cris Collinsworth in the Walmart+ commercial is giving me flashbacks to Elroy Patashnik at a wedding.
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Ok, but seriously, I should really not be allowed to have adult money.
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Shoutout to @johnnystantoniv and @samurai_rusk for signing my shirt tonight after SINK! Live at GenCon! Really appreciate it!
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Reasons I shouldn’t have adult money: I bought two boxes of Collector Boosters for Bloomburrow. I don’t even play MTG. I just really like the aesthetic of this expansion and wanted some of the borderless cards.
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List of Taylor Swift puns for the 49ers fans in your life: Patrick Mahomes: 3 SBs Brock Purdy: Blank Space The 49ers are just going to have to shake it off and look toward the offseason I guess Deebo just discovered Karma The Chiefs and Super Bowls: a Love Story
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Someone should probably keep and eye on Jake Moody tonight.
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Why does Brian Johnson hate running the ball so much?
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For all y’all wondering why Eagles fans bitch so much about an 11-win team, this is why.
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Shoutout to @UPS. Since I wasn't home when they tried to deliver the package, they left a note that it was at the nearby gas station. In the 3 days since, not on employee has seen it. I tried to file a claim, but the site won't let me. Calls won't give me a person. Love this exp.
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1. Queer characters existing isn’t political 2. Star WARS is literally in our name
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