41, Notts, UK. Musician, and little else. Carbonator. He/him (but I’m not proud of it...)

Nottingham, UK
Joined February 2009
The cheese sandwiches from the Market Cafe on @pandocruises Britannia are the best cheese sandwiches on the planet. I will not be taking any questions at this time.
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Happy 30th birthday @ChrisMoyles! (Did I do it right?!) Thanks for all the laughs. Long May it continue! #HappyBirthdayChrisMoyles
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Jon, that pianist 🎹⚫️ retweeted
I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours
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#BigNightOfMusicals Great stuff so far!! Although, is it just me, or was the cast of Ain’t Too Proud doing a bit of miming? Either that or a dubbing error in the recording… They’re all amazing performers. Wonder why they took that decision.
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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
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You're always wondering what might have been.
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Please vote and RT for sample size:
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92%General Election
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Jon, that pianist 🎹⚫️ retweeted
Every season of GBBO must have: -ethereal white woman -chaos gay -perfectionist gay -quirky nan -buttoned up nan -a foreigner with a heart of gold -extremely dorky white guy -and the most beautiful WOC you’ve ever seen #GBBO
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Jon, that pianist 🎹⚫️ retweeted
Am I the best musician in the world? No. But do I practice and push myself outside of my comfort zone on my instrument every single day? Also no.
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Oh, Janucz… You’re going to be a meme. #CakerOnBakeWeek #GBBO
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Yes! Completely agree ⭐️ baker… #GBBO
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No judges’ tent chat this year?… #GBBO
Sandro’s gonna neck all those raw eggs… Just for the gains… #GBBO
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My favourite so far is Janucz’s dog… #GBBO
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And they say British sketch comedy is dying… #GBBO
Jon, that pianist 🎹⚫️ retweeted
If I want entertaining I watch a film go to a gig football or boxing or talk to myself certainly don’t look for entertainment in politics get behind that black door and dont come out till you’ve sorted the country out you Hilarious fuckers LG x
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