The cheese sandwiches from the Market Cafe on @pandocruises Britannia are the best cheese sandwiches on the planet. I will not be taking any questions at this time.
Happy 30th birthday @ChrisMoyles! (Did I do it right?!) Thanks for all the laughs. Long May it continue! #HappyBirthdayChrisMoyles
Jon, that pianist 🎹⚫️ retweeted
I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)
I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours
#BigNightOfMusicals Great stuff so far!! Although, is it just me, or was the cast of Ain’t Too Proud doing a bit of miming? Either that or a dubbing error in the recording… They’re all amazing performers. Wonder why they took that decision.
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
Jon, that pianist 🎹⚫️ retweeted
Please vote and RT for sample size:
2%Johnson
1%Mordaunt
4%Sunak
92%General Election
52,321 votes • Final results Jon, that pianist 🎹⚫️ retweeted
Every season of GBBO must have:
-ethereal white woman
-chaos gay
-perfectionist gay
-quirky nan
-buttoned up nan
-a foreigner with a heart of gold
-extremely dorky white guy
-and the most beautiful WOC you’ve ever seen #GBBO
Jon, that pianist 🎹⚫️ retweeted
Am I the best musician in the world? No. But do I practice and push myself outside of my comfort zone on my instrument every single day? Also no.
Oh, Janucz… You’re going to be a meme. #CakerOnBakeWeek #GBBO
Sandro’s gonna neck all those raw eggs… Just for the gains… #GBBO







