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B!xu On!on

@JonOnions

Sir? What is it this time Onions? I fucked up again. COYB.

Joined April 2010
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Stian Bøe@Bobba5025 Sep 2014
Brought along a bag of cat shit with my lunchbox to work this morning. Think I meant to put in the garbage when I left the house.
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#RikMayall 15 mins 'till Crackanory...
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FOR SALE 😂😂
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My mate Deaf Paul just tipped a bucket full of dead mice over his head to raise money for JLS.
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Tony P.@Tbone721916 Aug 2014
I got drunk off Zimas and threw up in a Pontiac Fiero back in 89' .... There was no Internet, so I'm telling you guys now.
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Retweet if you had a football like this and loved it.
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If you're ever lost in the woods and have a compass, the compass can help you be lost more north.
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Year 7s when they can't find their classroom on the first day of school
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DARKSKIN NIGGAS ALWAYS GET TOO TURNT vine.co/v/MVhE0OVxFmO
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"One time I got so high I thought koala kept crossing the road while I was driving. A few were raccoons, a few weren't anything at all" - OH
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MAKE people think they are stronger than they are by farting when they hug you. (via @squellwalsh)
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Stian Bøe@Bobba507 Aug 2014
Replying to @JonOnions
@JonOnions It's not level.
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Motivational as fuck.
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Villain@marsboyroy28 Jul 2014
Let's hang out and blame our farts on each other.
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£500 REWARD for my lost dog Wilkie, still at large in Moseley despite sightings.Please RT if any followers Birmingham
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Before I Die, I want to...
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Please retweet. Event in aid of John & Liam at Newcastle Labour Club #nufc
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#COYB!
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Looks like lescott wants to leave man city. He'll be the perfect signing for us #AVFC – at Wychavon, England
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@43315 Jul 2014
What 😧 | vine.co/v/MUpEeWIHTYp
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Amazing moves than an amazing goal #bestsoccergoals #soccer #football #goal

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