Robbi: "The Toronto Argonauts logo looks like a poop boat...Oh its a football...and a boat."
Me: "Maybe its Noah's ark"
Robbi: [confused] "That doesn't make any sense!"
#commonlawless
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Me - Well what happens if you google 'what does a sunflower smell like?'
Robbi - Ummm I don't think google works like that.
#commonlawless
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Me "Oh, dont worry. I definitely love you more than milk"
Robbi "But you said that with your eyes closed?"
#commonlawless
Me "I'm downloading a game you'll really like"
Robbi "what's it about"
Me "it's called I Am Bread"
Robbi "😍🍞" 😒😔
#Commonlawless
Me "the puppy still had a puppy smell"
😕
Robbi "you mean I'm almost 30 and I've never spelled a puppy?"
🙁
Me "ummm yes"
😢
#commonlawless
Robbi "I don't like this new toothpaste"
Me "ya. It seems a little off"
Robbi "umm it says it's for people aged 50+"
#commonlawless #sale
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Help! Go to sportsnet 1... watch the gaelic games for 5 mins... then answer this. "What the fuck am I watching?" #nolife
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Robbi just typed into Google, Tim Duncan looks like and the 3rd result was "his password is password". Sounds about right. #nba
Jon Imhoff retweeted
.@reginaultimate know the right way to utilize a reversible. Extra points to the photobomb kid! #stayclassy
Robbi: "how come you never send me any videos?"
Me : "I'm tech capable, but I'm not tech willing"
Robbi : "haha"
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2016 fantasy team injuries: Dez Big Ben Charles and now Foster. Who's next? #fml #FantasyFootball #ihatemylife #firstworldproblems
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