
FF/Critical Care Medic/Manager/FAWM from suburban Philly. Love what I do. Not afraid to speak out as myself for what I believe is right #FOAMed
Southeastern PA / PG, MD
Joined May 2008
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Jon B. retweeted
To be fair, emergency medicine people are a different breed 😂
The full story here is NUTS 🤯
TLDR dude hikes 6.5 hours to avoid a helicopter medical bill impaled while his friends make kebab jokes…
> 32yo ER nurse named David is day-hiking Montana’s tallest mountain with his boys
> He slips on a rock near the top and full-on impales himself on his own trekking pole that goes clean through his lat with like 8 inches sticking out both sides
> nurse brain kicks in immediately, checks himself, realizes nothing vital got hit and he can still breathe fine
says screw the helicopter bill and just starts hiking the entire 10 miles back down with the pole still stuck in him
> takes SIX AND A HALF hours, friends are spotting him the whole way, one even runs ahead to warn families so kids don’t see this gnarly shit
> about 4 miles from the car they realize they’re actually gonna make it… and start cracking kebab jokes 😂
> dude never complained once, stayed in weirdly high spirits the whole time
> walks himself all the way to the trailhead, gets the pole pulled out later at the hospital, and already says he’s going back next year to finish the summit
Jon B. retweeted
EMS tip for bystanders:
The first thing dispatch is going to ask for is a location. If you don’t know the exact address look for landmarks, businesses and street signs. Hell, the bus stop & route number can work.
Jon B. retweeted
Hey, it’s cool as hell, and the Blue Angels are the absolute best in the world.
We still shouldn’t be doing this, though. Eventually it ends badly. These rules are written in blood.
Jon B. retweeted
Las Vegas - Hotel/Casino Security & EMT’s on the LV Strip responding to a hotel room - caller reporting he’s been “awake and doing coke for 3 days” and now “doesn’t feel good” - requesting EMT’s to check his blood pressure
Jon B. retweeted
We have some special spectators in attendance for @TerpsBaseball on this beautiful day. Thank you to our first responders for all they do to protect us.
You are always welcome at our @umterps events, and you don’t always have to bring your own seats! 😂
#GoTerps 🐢⚾️
Jon B. retweeted
nobody's been this far from a Waffle House before
Jon B. retweeted
Remember:
bombs and other munitions are Ordnance.
A local law enacted by a municipal council or government is an ordinance.
The spelling matters. It’s the difference between picking up your dog’s poo and dropping a JDAM on it.
Jon B. retweeted
Walk into a Lion’s den at feeding time. Loudly announce your presence. Slap the Lion, force its jaws open, reach down its throat & extract his dinner. Slap the Lion again as you leave.
That’s kind of how I think of CSAR.
Jon B. retweeted
Here’s the deal with social media:
If you know someone currently deployed: no you don’t
If your friend’s dad told you something about their kid: no he didn’t.
If your friend contacted you just to chat: nope. Didn’t happen.
Everyone on social media wants to have more information than everyone else so they can get engagement.
Don’t get people killed for likes.
Jon B. retweeted
Well, that’s one way to get down the hill
A Calvert County, MD sheriff’s deputy leaving a residence decides to turn off his bodycam and slide down the hill.
“Let me turn this off first.”
He probably didn’t realize the Ring doorbell camera would catch it all and make him go viral.
Jon B. retweeted
My FO just called people in the airport “The Roombas” because they wander around aimlessly & bump into things & I think that’s hilarious.
Jon B. retweeted
PETA's latest attempt to replace Punxsutawney Phil involves a giant hologram being used on Groundhog Day. audacy.com/kdkaradio/news/lo…































