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Bronx, NY | AU, he's 24.
Joined April 2017
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SHE COULD DO THIS ON MY RIBS AND I’D THANK HER‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
Samus Aran is like top 10 coolest characters in existence I gotta play Metroid eventually
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Bi update: Confidently bisexual right now.
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:) (β€œWas he always so pale looking?”) β€œYou’re doing fine, Mac!”
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β€œWe’re still here we’ve been teaching Mac how to fly.”
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β€œ..huh. Okay. Uh. Should we do something about it? Pretty sure we could blast a solid hole in the middle of it all and help lower the water. Apparently your mayor is possibly under there too? Earth is weird.”
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β€œβ€¦.I don’t think we did anything to cause a tsunami. This time.”
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β€œHey why’s it flooding outside Mac’s apartment building? Is this normal for New York?”
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Bi update: I'm grudgingly bisexual at the moment.
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Hahah good! We’ve been meaning to head back there again. The food in your place is amazing.
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Oh okay! As long as you’re good then. Sorry you heard… y’know all of that.
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…at any rate! what’s up? it’s not like you to radio in. you need a pick up? need us to shoot down that statue of poverty again?
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Oh hey it’s our favorite recruit from- *looking at a map* New Brooklyn!
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~If Fierce Deity Mask was an Item in Smash: Little Mac~ #SmashBros #PunchOut #Zelda
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I've watched this ten times. This is peak NYC
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Little Mac. retweeted
Bi update: I'm feeling indescribably and crabbily bisexual.