Joseph O' Malley (@JollyJoseph) profile picture
Kennington, London
Joined March 2009
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So to summarise, the Government has just announced plans to scrap the biggest public transport infrastructure project planned for any Northern city, while taking part in its conference in that same city, which its Chancellor chose to travel to by plane. news.sky.com/story/northern-…
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My wonderful mother has entered the last phase of her long life of love. We have spent the night holding vigil by her bedside. Just a matter of hours, unless she confounds us, as she is capable of doing. Tears, prayers, hand-holding, gentle words of comfort and love.
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Brexiteers told us we would have £350 million extra for the NHS. They lied. They told us we could leave the EU with all the benefits, but none of the consequences. They lied. They told us we would have 40 trade deals the minute we left. They lied.
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Hi David! You seem to be struggling to make your fictional European friend sound authentic. Try something a *real* European might say, like 'we don't have armed school guards,' 'we don't sell kids assault rifles' or, more simply, 'don't use me to argue for more guns, Dave.'
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You cannot silence me or the millions of women who have gotten off the sidelines to speak out about the unfitness and shame you have brought to the Oval Office. xitter.cf/realdonaldtrump/status…
Lightweight Senator Kirsten Gillibrand, a total flunky for Chuck Schumer and someone who would come to my office “begging” for campaign contributions not so long ago (and would do anything for them), is now in the ring fighting against Trump. Very disloyal to Bill & Crooked-USED!
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Anything Obama did, Trump wants to reverse. Trump is motivated solely by vindictiveness. A pathetic excuse for a leader. #climatechange
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Yes, watching Piers Morgan being told to fuck off on live TV is *exactly* as satisfying as I'd always imagined. xitter.cf/ditzkoff/status/830265…
Please enjoy this clip of @jimjefferies going to town on Piers Morgan on Real Time.
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Thank you for everything. My last ask is the same as my first. I'm asking you to believe—not in my ability to create change, but in yours.
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James Comey: The FBI hasn't changed its conclusions on Hillary Clinton's use of a private email server nyti.ms/2eCYylU
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Well done to all who got their #LeavingCertResults today and to my own niece Amy who do so well.
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One unelected national leader meets another one #TheresaMayPM #TheQueen
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We cannot blame responsible gun owners for the actions of the few! But we need to ban 1.8 billion Muslims immediately!
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I didn't raise $6M for veterans. I give very little to charity. I won't release my tax returns. I'm not self-funding my campaign. Sad!
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Daffodils blooming in December,temperatures at a record high,rains heavier than usual but the GOP still says it's not due to climate change
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Those who pray for the victims of gun violence while at the same time opposing gun control are making a mockery of prayer and of God.
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Pre-departure coffee. Ireland here I come! instagr.am/p/TipZlAxxjd/
"@JamiexKing: Wife beaters and rapists are nearly all public-school educated. Sorry, no offence, but it's true." @BridgetFitz
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I'm like a hot Jesus. Seriously, Jesus was so ugly. RT @CultProbs: Praise to our leader, @JamiexKing #Shalom
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