Baltimore, MD
Joined April 2016
josh retweeted
doomer
@uncledoomer19 Nov 2023
you need to be keymaxxing. you need to be accumulating keys. your belt needs to be jingling whenever you walk into a room. having many keys shows you have exclusive access to many places. the sound of keys jangling is attractive to the opposite sex. your keyring needs to be huge.
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Ass
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"Yes sir we promised you a great main event..."
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someone born in 1999 is 47 years old now, let that sink in
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Professional wrestler John Cena announces the death of Osama Bin Laden at WWE Extreme Rules in Tampa, Florida (2011)
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U gotta be a lil stupid to enjoy life fr
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homes in dense urban areas should have more closet space
what is your most radical housing opinion?
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Replying to @JointOptMD
Cannot wait to see you in Charleston next time!
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mfs do acid and realize the same shit i realized wen i woke up and scratched my ass
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are you rockin with the biebloaf or no
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how are we supposed to tour in this economy
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sometimes he my cat…sometimes he my DAWG 💯
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josh retweeted
i can’t breathe bro
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Federal Hill, South Baltimore Md. xitter.cf/SlaterJonathan4/status…
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me when i see hasbulla for abusing his cat
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holy shit, insane moment from the tiktok hearing
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This is an edited clip where the TikTok shown was replaced with a different video as a joke. The actual video that was shown during the hearing can be viewed at 1:05:44 of an official stream below; youtube.com/live/bhKX8zF2F…
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I want one of these videos but from a big fucking fat guy from Cleveland
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Every single touring band has a nightmare story of driving from Denver to Salt Lake City or vice versa and I hope everyone knows how insanely dangerous it is to make that drive, especially during the winter.
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Had to try this trend 😊
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