Man... Random week nights at rhe Villas were the best @MattHazex95 lololol
“Do you guys have any requests?”- My Singer
“Do you know Fuck You Bitch by Wheeler Walker Jr.?!”- A 60 Year Old Woman Drinking a Busch Latte. I love this Country 🇺🇸
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Hearing the Packers at Bears game will likely be the 2019 season’s Thursday Kickoff Game to recognize the NFL’s 100th anniversary.
On my dad’s first day at his new job he told the entire staff “Im not coming in the day after the Super Bowl so you dont have to”... Now the company has “Jerry Day” and no one has to go to work tomorrow... Not all Heroes wear Capes
Hey @Mtrubisky10 if youre in Nashville come to The Stage on Broadway and Ill buy you a drink or 7! 🤷🏼♂️ I play till 10:15!
Merry Christmas ya filthy animals @TheNotoriousMMA @ProperWhiskey
Thanks @espn I didnt to watch Brian Urlacher get his Hall of Fame Ring anyways. Its fine............
If @falloutboy plays “A Little Less Sixteen Candles, a Little More ‘Touch Me’” tomorrow I will die one happy man
Just once in my life i want to use the saying “Hes the Charlie Daniels of the torque-wrench” when asked to describe someone
I dont trust people that actually look at the menu when they go to Waffle House... All Star or Bust people
Im just going to say it now... If @Miles_Teller character in Top Gun 2 is not named Gosling... Im setting something on fire
Walked into a gas station and they had 3 for $2 16oz Hamms... Guess whos getting drunk tonight for $4
If anyone wants to know what @bloomy96 and I will look like in 50 years... something like this









