Former Egg Chaser, and huge West Ham fan.

Gloucestershire
Joined March 2009
I am the last person ever to receive a yellow card at Upton Park. Played in a game the final day before demolition and got it giving away a penalty. The one remaining game that day passed without a card - so last ever name in the book at the old place was mine! Irons ⚒️
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I get that when playing a possession based approach, it’s good to have a keeper who is competent with his feet. But call me old fashioned……I prefer a goalie who can actually save a shot once in a while.
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Looking at alternatives to the stop/go shuffle down to Stratford Does anyone ever use Hackney Wick Station after the game? If so, how easy is it to get into and into a train? Thanks
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🤫 🍒 23 - 5 🛁 | #GLOvBAT
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Went to an incredible wedding yesterday, and the reception was at the incredible Armoury House on City Road. Amazing day. Until they poured this!!! #ShitLondonGuinness
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This is the joint effort from myself, @GeorgeW1912 Jim Grant and the media team at @WestHam looking forward to our work being on the big screen tomorrow and paying tribute to the big man.
Tomorrow, we honour a Club legend. Luděk Mikloško: 1961-2026 🤍
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Oi…..little boy……what’s your name???
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Lying little prick. Taty didn’t spit ❌
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Woth 3 forwards now on, we need to whip balls in the box. Solomon cutting back inside will not but what we need. Ausbo needs to come on before too long.
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I was lucky enough to meet Billy Bonds on a number of occasions, and as a man, he was everything you’d imagine him to be. A legend who we lost too soon. Happy 80th Bonzo!! ⚒️
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29.3.2025 | Silný moment, kdy se Luděk Mikloško během domácího utkání Baníku s Pardubicemi dočkal od fanoušků velké podpory v těžkém životním období. 🖤
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Replying to @Johnsie31
Also I am adding a tifo of our ultras, you might want to see it. I don't think it would get all the way to England, our league is not as big. xitter.cf/SportakCZ/status/20994…
29.3.2025 | Silný moment, kdy se Luděk Mikloško během domácího utkání Baníku s Pardubicemi dočkal od fanoušků velké podpory v těžkém životním období. 🖤
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Ludo Miklosko will always be in my all-time Hammers XI. There was a time in the 90s when he felt superhuman. That afternoon at Upton Park in 95 - when he repelled everything that excellent United team threw at him - was one of them. A giant of a man, who leaves an enormous legacy in Claret & Blue.
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My name is Ludo Miklosko...🙏🏾♥️
It is with deep and profound sadness that West Ham United announces the passing of legendary former goalkeeper and coach, Luděk Mikloško. Rest in peace Luděk, our beloved, inspirational goalkeeper and gentle giant of a man.
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Heartbroken. Ludo was my absolute hero growing up. I wanted to be just like him. Years later I got to meet him, share a few beers with him and put to bed the myth of ‘never meeting your hero’s’. Rest in Peace. ⚒️😢
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An unashamed plug of this thread again - well worth a look if you want a trip down memory lane. History of West Ham shirts, updated to include last seasons kits, plus this seasons outfield shirts
Based on a conversation with someone recently who’d lost track of the order of our different shirts, I hear-by present: The Chronological History of @WestHam Kits Homes, aways and 3rds with the odd gk short thrown in too! (Plus specials!) Part One - 1900 to 1987. A thread 🧵⚒️
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⚽️ Back coaching again if anyone is interested message me or lisadicks3@yahoo.com ⚽️ #coaching #grassroots #football #professional #westham
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The new Dumb and Dumber film looks a bit shit…..
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I genuinely can’t work out if this is the most skilled piloting I’ve ever seen, or a ridiculous risk that could have been catastrophic!!!
🚨TRENDING: Two Airlink planes flew alarmingly low over DHL Stadium in Cape Town before South Africa faced New Zealand.
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After being lobbed on his own goal line against Watford today, it’s been said that Mads Hermansen “is not happy” No? Well which of the 6 other fucking dwarfs is he then?
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No VAR in the Championship, and seemingly no encroachment laws either. Granted, far bigger reasons we lost today than this, but still, should have been retaken!
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