
In front of every good man are two great dimples. #Oliverist *not the real John Oliver. Duh.
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Congratulations to the #BeBest campaign for finally getting some results!
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All of Twitter should be yelling:
#25thAmendmentNow #25thAmendmentNow #25thAmendmentNow #25thAmendmentNow #25thAmendmentNow #25thAmendmentNow #25thAmendmentNow #25thAmendmentNow #25thAmendmentNow #25thAmendmentNow #25thAmendmentNow #25thAmendmentNow
The outcry MUST be heard 🤬
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No matter what happens tonight, I just want Mitch McConnell to know that I hate him. ❤️
So this is how it feels to be incandescently happy!
#DiaperDon
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Ever notice how the people who think the Clintons, Bidens and Obamas are criminal masterminds are the same people who think Trump is a successful businessman? #DumpTrump2020
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🚨Attention procrastinators🚨
If you’re not registered to vote, you can do it ON Election Day in:
California
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Hawaii
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There are now more recorded cases of Covid-19 in the White House than in New Zealand, Taiwan and Vietnam combined.
.@senatemajldr The American people are perfectly capable of having their say on this issue, so let's give them a voice.Let's let the American people decide. -Mitch Mcconnell, 2016
Maybe Trump should turn off Fox News for a while watch a few episodes of Law and Order SVU. #TrumpIsARapist
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Spending your day obsessively thinking about libs, how to trigger libs, and blaming libs for everything, doesn’t mean you’re owning libs… it means you're their bitch. #WhatTriggersLiberals
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#WhatTriggersLiberals
Rape
Racism
Stupidity
Misogyny
Inequality
TREASON
EXTORTION
Bad grammar
Constant lying
Obstruction of justice
Locking babies in cages
Seriously, if these things DON'T trigger you, then you need to examine your morals & values.
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Governing by tantrum has resulted in Donald Trump holding his breath until Kentucky turned blue.
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I told you @MarkRuffalo was next... just finished painting 8ft of @Hulk ...
Thank you @MarvelStudios ... #ThankYouAvengers 💪🏽 #endgame
















