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Joined August 2025
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Over 50% of African migrants in France are living in housing paid for by French citizen taxpayers. They have an odd way of saying thanks.
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Caleb Hammer completely unloads on a Louisiana couple after learning their $100,000 household is collecting $500 a month in FOOD STAMPS. That’s $6,000/year in TAX-FREE income. HAMMER: “That PISSES me off.” That $6,000 cushion is exactly what lets them blow $3,600 a year eating out. Taxpayers cover the groceries so they can hit the restaurants. Hammer was so disgusted he stopped talking to them and started ranting under his breath, while the couple sat frozen in stunned silence. Maybe everyone gaming the system should have to sit across from a taxpayer and explain themselves. Something tells me the look on Hammer’s face will haunt them the next time they eat out.
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“I don’t know why Shane Gillis is calling women whores” starter pack:
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BREAKING: The ability of U.S. families to stay current on their debts worsened over the past three years, hitting levels not seen since the aftermath of the global financial crisis, per CNBC
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🎁🤡 BOZO’S GRAND… PRIZE… GAME! G.I. Joe Watch Tower, Bozo birthday cake, photo with Bozo, Transformers backpack and ice cream… Not a bad haul! Who else wanted to be that kid?
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Asmongold is hyped to watch-party the public firing squad ex-cution of Nidal Hasan, says he’ll do it on Kick or Rumble if Twitch doesn’t allow it
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Real ones know she’s been morphing for years
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BREAKING: We finally got our hands on the notes Carlie Irsay-Gordon has been taking all season
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“You okay?” “Bro look at my ankle”
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Just going to leave this right here. 📺 - SEC Network
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This is a disaster for the human race and I’ve really lost patience with the useless morons who can’t see that. An AI video chat that passes for human has no necessary legitimate applications. It will be used to scam old people out of their life savings. Lonely, mentally vulnerable people are going to form romantic attachments to people who aren’t real. Isolation will increase. Mental illness will skyrocket even more than it already has. Kids in grade school will have AI boyfriends and girlfriends. All of this will happen. And worse things we can’t even conceive at this point. People are already forming unhealthy emotional attachments to text-based LLMs. Once there’s an audio and visual component, it’s over. Millions of brains will be broken irreparably. The benefits of this technology, whatever they are exactly, are so vastly outweighed by the societal catastrophe it will cause, and is already causing, that you can’t even measure the two categories on the same scale. But at least this is the best thing that ever happened to third world scammers. So if you’re in that community, congratulations.
Introducing Griffin, the first model to pass the video Turing test. 48% of people who talked to it live thought it was a real human. Previous systems have had a pass rate <3%. It is #1 on NVIDIA's benchmark for full-duplex AI video. It’s the first Human Interaction Model (HIM).
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The 48% figure and "video Turing test" claim are from Tavus's own study of 54 one-minute calls, not independently verified or using a standard protocol. Griffin-Lite leads NVIDIA's VideoFDB benchmark on their public leaderboard. cellcog.ai/blog/tavus-gri… research.nvidia.com/labs/amri/proj… tech-ish.com/2026/10/02/tav…
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Don’t worry they’re about to implement a great way to fix this: Double the size of the Playoff so the early-season games have lower stakes.
College football viewership is down 11% through September compared to last season. FBS game broadcasts are averaging 1.7 million viewers across all Nielsen-rated networks.

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Is this real?????
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🚨#BREAKING: An employee for Flock told a reporter that if he wants privacy, he can "opt out of society." So that reporter filmed a Flock worker installing a Flock cam on a public road next to his house... ...so Flock called 3 POLICE OFFICERS to pull over THE REPORTER for following them Yep, you read that right... the surveillance camera company called the cops because someone was surveilling them install surveillance. The reporter's name is Brendan Keefe. He's a national investigative reporter who has been digging into Flock and police abuse of its surveillance network since January. Flock happened to be upgrading a camera about a mile from Keefe's own house, so he parked at a distance, put out his press placard, put on a yellow vest, and pulled out a news camera. The Flock installer saw him, packed up his ladder, jumped in his vehicle, and took off. Keefe followed several cars back to document the next installation. The Flock employee picked up the phone and called 911. "I work with Flock Safety, and I'm getting followed, harassed pretty much, taking videos and pictures." Next thing Brenden sees are THREE Georgia police cars with their lights on behind him. "The reason why I'm stopping you is because there is a vehicle that says that you have been following them." He was released with no charges. Because he did nothing wrong. Filming in public is legal in all 50 states.
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gen Z hasnt made any music like this because they cant. millenials seeing the towers fall as kids produced a generation of soulful indie musicians the likes of which the world will never see again
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#FlashbackFriday: "Ole Miss Milk Girl" crashes out after LSU beats Ole Miss in 2014, screaming, "I FUCKING HATE LSU-WHOOOOO!!!!" and destroying a milk jug: 🥛
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🚨🚨🚨🚨Breaking news Texas Head Coach Steve Sarkisian and Holly have made up.. there’s no issues between them anymore
🤖 Made with AI
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The prevailing view of so much of the young left in America is that we’re the worst country ever, so if someone attacks us, they can’t be all bad.
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