Johnny Stripes (@JohnnyStripes_) profile picture

Just a chill guy who enjoys a nice steak and glass of Cabernet at the end of a long Tuesday

Joined December 2024
Let’s get this Saturday started!
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2pm on a Monday. Airport bar. You know what, hell yeah…
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Anyone else’s parents and their friends plan 9 vacations whenever a sip of alcohol touches their lips??
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Somebody was good this year
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Dentist I’ve been going to since I was 7 was able to identify within 30 seconds where I place my lip pillows He was very disappointed in the man I’ve become.
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Guy next to me on the train offered a sip of his diet Mountain Dew, I decided to chug the whole thing. If they give an inch take a mile.
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Where it all began… it was an honor visiting the birthplace of the product that changed my life forever
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How drunk are we getting for the simpsons game?
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“Wtf is timothee chalamet doing on college gameday!?” timothee chalamet:
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Was sitting in a lecture yesterday putting ZYN rewards codes in, and my professor emailed me asking what I was doing…Twitter please help me craft a response. #zyn #collegelife
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video of me and concon going home for break this year 🫶🏻🥹
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Cruising through the new Fort map listening to this 💆🏻‍♂️💆🏻‍♂️💆🏻‍♂️
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9:00 pm studying for finals 9:04pm watching 40min @SypherPK break down of @bugha ‘s World Cup win
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BREAKING 🚨: BenjBenj seen holding guard dog to send warning to concon and his loyal followers that he is ready to defend his territory. More to come
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