Anyone else’s parents and their friends plan 9 vacations whenever a sip of alcohol touches their lips??
Dentist I’ve been going to since I was 7 was able to identify within 30 seconds where I place my lip pillows
He was very disappointed in the man I’ve become.
Guy next to me on the train offered a sip of his diet Mountain Dew, I decided to chug the whole thing. If they give an inch take a mile.
Where it all began… it was an honor visiting the birthplace of the product that changed my life forever
Was sitting in a lecture yesterday putting ZYN rewards codes in, and my professor emailed me asking what I was doing…Twitter please help me craft a response. #zyn #collegelife













