Jonathan Harris

I'm a cowboy baby. I ride a horse and wrangle things. cattle mostly.

I'm a cowboy, baby. At 4 am I eat a hardy breakfast of flapjacks, bacon, ham, biscuits, eggs, and a t-bone steak.

Too lazy to tweet. Im just gonna randomly type and let auto correct do the work. Jane ok'd ten one age pee. Ethan hand isms plague kens tab.

bipolar baby bunnies bounce between bountiful bales of beautiful buttery biscuits.

is this thing on?

Why does everyone keep thinking my Twitter has been hacked?? PS: Virility EX Male Enhancement Free Trial!! -

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I always wanted to send Jim Carrey fan mail, thanks Twitter for making it so easy!

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PS: Just passed a dead motorcyclist in Atlanta. He was under a sheet. http://myloc.me/VhF8

I only tweet when I travel. I'm a travel tweeter. On my way to the Muse, U2 concert in ATL.

Is en route to Sand Mountain for Papaw Roy's birthday. Going to be a long boring day...

I'm sitting in the Grand Ole Opry getting ready to see STEVE MARTIN perform!!

Doesn't feel well. Too much sun, too little sleep, way too many m&ms...

At the lake getting my first sunburn of the year.

If Jesus tweeted, do you think he would only have 12 followers?

I only get on myspace now to read what my creepy Pakistani stalker has to say. You're making me blush, Hussain...

Is sitting in church.

just got home from the YMCA. Funny a place with such a homosexual connotation can cause you to feel so manly...

Hopes he survives this rocky ride through Virginia. Loony, women drivers, am I right fellas?