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Long jokes suck. whaddup, it’s ya boi, foodstamp. pizziola, founder of algoholics anonymous, future McDonald’s owner, amateur speed cuber, and jpeg enthusiast

Joined August 2011
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Let’s fucking gooooo baby! 😎
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I walked/jogged nearly 100 miles in October. Lost 30 lbs. 😎💪
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What if Aaron Judge just went and became the GOAT of banana ball?
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This is the last Halloween on a Saturday til 2037. Let’s fuck some shit up yall! 🎃😉😁
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6 Billy stole yesterday and the given excuse is *checks notes*, uhhh one singular fucking employees laptop. This is an unserious industry. Pack it up yall. 🤣.
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Michael Kay is a paid Yankee stooge. His mental gymnastics regarding the current Yankees brand of baseball should be expected. Great announcer but absolute corporate shill on his show. The Yankee’s front office signs his checks. No use wasting time listening to him.
I love the spirited comments about what I said on today’s show. I would love to talk with each of you. Tune in to the @ESPNNewYork starting at 1 pm and call in. Oh, and one more thing: those that claim they don’t care what I say and have no regard for my opinion but still follow me, well, that’s curious, and clearly a you problem. Simply unfollow. Easy, right? Poof, I’d be out of your life.
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Here’s the Brewer’s starting pitcher for the World Series playing for the Nashville Sounds in AAA. Neat.
Jacob Misiorowski fan check in 🙋 Miz is on the mound for game five of the World Series tonight, but who was here for his Triple-A days?
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John Smoltz is a stupid piece of shit and I’m reminded of that every time I have to suffer through a fox broadcast.
John Smoltz’s anti Yankee bias is obvious, but its stuff like this that genuinely makes me wonder why Fox lets this guy call games anymore.
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Yankees fans watching two teams in the World Series not just swinging for homers at every at bat.
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My new Dad bit is on Halloween, asking every single kid, no matter what they’re wearing, “what pokemon are you?” Cracks me the fuck up 🤣
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The best player on the Yankees is Ben Rice, and he’s the DH because he can’t field. This roster sucks. 😩 I like Belli and Cabby because they’re actual ball players and I like Big G because… he’s Big G duh. Judge, soft as puppy shit, watching from the bench. 🥺
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Ben Rice homer. 0 ks from Schlittler in the 4th. 🥺
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Yeah ok… lol. Belli bomb at 70% chance
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Yankees vs Rays Game 2 tonight. Schlittler on the mound. Feeling good. Let’s even up the series and head back to the Bronx to win it.
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About 2 months of dead hanging later… shoulder pain gone. I’ve begun doing active hangs and pull ups. Working on semi false grip. Got some rings. Dips. Inverted rows. Started walking 3 miles a day. I’ve lost 16 lbs in a month. Haven’t felt this good in a long time.
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That game last night sucked. Judge not even on the roster. Wells gets the only hit and is somehow the biggest twat ever anyways for going for third. And the icing on the shit sundae is Big G came in to pinch hit in the 9th like in a movie.. and struck out. 😩
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Yankees vs Rays tonight. My body is ready.
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I won the top two spots in the combo cup on @alphaarcade this past week! Let’s go!!! 😎.
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