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Johnny Corvette🦆 retweeted
There a non zero chance of this happening at this point.
Replying to @redsteeze
Your greatest tweet! I’d put it in the Louvre but it was burned down ealier.
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Johnny Corvette🦆 retweeted
Replying to @joshtpm
Sorry dude. The 2016 election wasn't stolen. The pee tape isn't real. There's no such crime as "Russian collusion." Trump wasn't the president who told Putin that a minor incursion into Ukraine wasn't a big deal, or told his lackey that he'd have more flexibility after the election, or gave his foreign minister a reset button. He wasn't the one who scoffed at the Putin threat with "the 80s called." You & your party only care about Russia as a domestic political club. That's been true for 50+ years.
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Johnny Corvette🦆 retweeted
Never deleting this app.
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Johnny Corvette🦆 retweeted
SpaceX option package for new Tesla Roadster will include ~10 small rocket thrusters arranged seamlessly around car. These rocket engines dramatically improve acceleration, top speed, braking & cornering. Maybe they will even allow a Tesla to fly …
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Johnny Corvette🦆 retweeted
If Marcel Marceau was still alive to see what's happening in France he'd be speechless.
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Johnny Corvette🦆 retweeted
Sen. Elissa Slotkin just said that he wants to prosecute everyone who works for President Trump and that her goal is for young conservatives coming out of school to be afraid of working in a Republican administration
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Johnny Corvette🦆 retweeted
Replying to @ChristopherJM
It's Starshield that's restricted, not Starlink.
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Johnny Corvette🦆 retweeted
Damn man those kids really love their schools
Limoges' historic town hall has fallen; France is on the brink.
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Johnny Corvette🦆 retweeted
What boomers are thinking as they head to No Kings protests today.
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From the river to the sea all our makeup will be free! ✊🏼🇵🇸
🚨🇫🇷 FLASH | Le magasin Sephora, situé rue Saint-Pierre à Caen, a été PILLÉ.
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Johnny Corvette🦆 retweeted
Congressman — we opened and publicly announced an investigation two days ago. As we do with all attacks on houses of worship in America. @CivilRights @TheJusticeDept
As Co-Chair of the US India Caucus, I'm joining @RepMcCormick in calling on the DOJ and FBI to investigate this as a potential federal hate crime and hold those responsible accountable. The attempted mass shooting at a Hindu temple in Aurora, Illinois is horrifying. Every American deserves to worship without fear. khanna.house.gov/sites/evo-s…
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Johnny Corvette🦆 retweeted
3rd anniversary of the perfect encapsulation of the Gaza war, when the NY Times & every media outlet wrongly reported the Al Ahli “massacre” of hundreds dead by an Israeli attack on a hospital that turned out to be a dozen or so killed by an errant Palestinian rocket.
🗣️'This is a massacre' Ministry of Health in Gaza held a press conference at Al-Ahli Baptist Hospital among the bodies and remains of the victims of the Israeli attack that left more than 500 dead ⤵️ v.aa.com.tr/3024272
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Johnny Corvette🦆 retweeted
French immigrants engage in spirited policy debate with local authorities over school funding, 2026
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Johnny Corvette🦆 retweeted
“There will be no art, no literature, no science… There will be no distinction between beauty and ugliness. There will be no curiosity, no enjoyment of the process of life. All competing pleasures will be destroyed.” Orwell, 1984
This is what the barbarians just burned down in France.
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Johnny Corvette🦆 retweeted
"Down with your rich and creamy sauces and fancy éclairs!"
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Johnny Corvette🦆 retweeted
Replying to @RoKhanna
Your transition from a reasonable politician to an insufferable seeker of attention is complete.
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Johnny Corvette🦆 retweeted
Democrats discovered billionaires in politics were a threat to democracy the exact day one stopped writing them checks. When Michael Bloomberg spent around $1 billion of his own money in the 2020 primary, then another $100M to help Biden in Florida, nobody called it an attack on democracy. When George Soros put $125M into a single Democratic super PAC and became the largest political donor of the 2022 cycle, it was "civic engagement." When Reid Hoffman, Dustin Moskovitz, JB Pritzker and Tom Steyer wrote eight- and nine-figure checks cycle after cycle, it was "saving democracy." When Bill Gates reportedly gave around $50M to a pro-Harris group in 2024, silence. In 2020, dark money groups spent over $500M backing Democrats, more than double what went to Republicans. In 2024, Kamala Harris raised more than $1 billion in under three months. Democrats outspent Republicans and lost. So the problem was never billionaires in politics. The problem is a billionaire who doesn't fund your side. And here's what nobody in DC wants to say out loud: old billionaire money is quiet money. It funds the foundations, NGOs, think tanks and consultants that make up the permanent establishment. It doesn't challenge the system. It is the system. It freezes the picture: same insiders, same incumbents, same experts, every single cycle. You can like or hate Musk's spending, but at least it's out in the open. If you really want money out of politics, start with your own party's donor list.
After spending $290 million to elect Trump in 2024, Elon Musk is now spending $369 million to keep Republicans in control of Congress. Vote NO on Musk, YES for democracy. Stop Musk and Republicans from maintaining their rubber-stamp Congress for Trump’s disastrous policies.
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Johnny Corvette🦆 retweeted
Replying to @MKBHD
I’m not. Will use SpaceX cold gas thruster system with ultra high pressure air in a composite over-wrapped pressure vessel in place of the 2 rear seats.
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Johnny Corvette🦆 retweeted
Ce qui se passe en France, les troubles et les attaques visant la société et l’économie, est le résultat d’un gouvernement qui tente de surfer sur chaque vague au lieu de corriger le cap du navire. Le 7 octobre, le jour où le Hamas a tué des enfants et des femmes en Israël, dans ces mêmes rues où se déroulent aujourd’hui les troubles, les mêmes étudiants et les mêmes individus qui brandissent aujourd’hui les drapeaux du Hamas et du Hezbollah ont célébré le massacre du 7 octobre. À l’époque, le gouvernement ne les a pas arrêtés. Au contraire, il avait besoin de leurs voix, alors il a piétiné les blessures de la communauté juive et a même appelé les Nations unies à donner au Hamas, le Daech de Gaza, un État à gouverner. Lorsque ces étudiants ont pris pour cible des jeunes filles et des jeunes hommes juifs dans les universités, ainsi que des maisons et des restaurants juifs à Paris, leurs actions ont été de fait cautionnées par l’indifférence envers la souffrance de la communauté juive. Macron est ensuite allé dire au monde qu’il n’y avait aucune présence du Hamas en Cisjordanie. Même le Hamas contesterait cette affirmation : il y est présent et représente une menace. Mais ceux qui n’ont pas su voir le danger à Paris ne sauront pas le reconnaître en Cisjordanie. Une autorité dont la sécurité est prise pour cible, dont les policiers sont attaqués dans les rues et qui, à ce jour, ne veut toujours pas interdire les Frères musulmans ni le Corps des gardiens de la révolution islamique iranienne devrait comprendre qu’elle a contribué à créer ces troubles. Ces étudiants souffrent d’une crise d’identité alimentée par l’ignorance d’élites, d’autorités et de médias qui ont traité l’antisémitisme comme un point de vue plutôt que comme un crime.
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Johnny Corvette🦆 retweeted
One sentence macro model: On the way out the door, every farmer's wife says to every farmer, "the weather's looking bad so don't buy as much at the market this week, but also don't sell our crops for less than the usual price."
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