John Buck retweeted
Why are modern car headlights brighter than the surface of the sun? I’m driving home at 7 p.m. and a pickup truck behind me is practically giving me a chest X-ray through my rearview mirror.
John Buck retweeted
I may have gotten confused by all the yard signs.
I think I just voted for a realtor...
John Buck retweeted
I'm not throwing away that nearly empty bottle of shampoo until I've balanced it upside down for at least a week.
John Buck retweeted
I’m done with gummies. I couldn’t find my phone… because I was using it as a flashlight to look for my phone
John Buck retweeted
"What would you say if I told you we had reports of you suckin' on chili dogs behind the tastee freeze?"
Jack Smith: "Um, that's Jack & Diane."
John Buck retweeted
The gym is the only place where I know 20
faces and zero names. We’re all just regulars
in each other’s silent workout club.
John Buck retweeted
I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.
John Buck retweeted
Playing on a football field?!?!
TOP 3 | OTT 3, NJ 0
Taylor Wright leaves Hinchliffe Stadium with a HUGE 3-run shot to start the party!! 🥳🥳🥳
#FullSwing
John Buck retweeted
Shoutout to the people that do the awkward little jog when a car lets them cross the street.
You are not moving any faster, but the effort is beautiful. I see you. I respect you.
Time Machine Long Weekend traffic report: How long does it take to go from Moodie Dr to the CTC on the 417? How long is Alive by Pearl Jam? EXACTLY that long! @1061CHEZ is killing it right now! 😎🤘
John Buck retweeted
BREAKING: After the Dodgers bat boy saved Shohei Ohtani’s life he received a record setting $500M deferred contract for bat boys
John Buck retweeted
Canada is now considering charging a toll for US ships travelling the Straight Of Ontario.
🤖 Made with AI
I learned the word 'hapless' in Super Season 88. Pretty sure this version of Ottawa's CFL team easily qualifies as hapless, too. Or, would hopeless be a better word??? – at Ottawa, Ontario
John Buck retweeted
Can we talk about how fucking underrated Barney Rubble’s car is? Motherfucker was out there driving around in a first grade pencil.





















