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Not an X's and O's guy.

Ottawa, ON
Joined May 2011
John Buck retweeted
Why are modern car headlights brighter than the surface of the sun? I’m driving home at 7 p.m. and a pickup truck behind me is practically giving me a chest X-ray through my rearview mirror.
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John Buck retweeted
I may have gotten confused by all the yard signs. I think I just voted for a realtor...
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I'm not throwing away that nearly empty bottle of shampoo until I've balanced it upside down for at least a week.
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I’m done with gummies. I couldn’t find my phone… because I was using it as a flashlight to look for my phone
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John Buck retweeted
This brings back so many memories. Even now I can hear the "ting" from the lift bell ❤️
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"What would you say if I told you we had reports of you suckin' on chili dogs behind the tastee freeze?" Jack Smith: "Um, that's Jack & Diane."
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John Buck retweeted
The gym is the only place where I know 20 faces and zero names. We’re all just regulars in each other’s silent workout club.
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When your jump on the pitcher is so good you’re lucky to be alive …
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I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.
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Playing on a football field?!?!
TOP 3 | OTT 3, NJ 0 Taylor Wright leaves Hinchliffe Stadium with a HUGE 3-run shot to start the party!! 🥳🥳🥳 #FullSwing
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Shoutout to the people that do the awkward little jog when a car lets them cross the street. You are not moving any faster, but the effort is beautiful. I see you. I respect you.
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Time Machine Long Weekend traffic report: How long does it take to go from Moodie Dr to the CTC on the 417? How long is Alive by Pearl Jam? EXACTLY that long! @1061CHEZ is killing it right now! 😎🤘
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BREAKING: After the Dodgers bat boy saved Shohei Ohtani’s life he received a record setting $500M deferred contract for bat boys
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Canada is now considering charging a toll for US ships travelling the Straight Of Ontario.
🤖 Made with AI
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John Buck retweeted
This video gets funnier every single time you watch it
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I learned the word 'hapless' in Super Season 88. Pretty sure this version of Ottawa's CFL team easily qualifies as hapless, too. Or, would hopeless be a better word??? – at Ottawa, Ontario
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7-25-1987 and a special look at the DDT with Tom Petty providing the soundtrack!
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Can we talk about how fucking underrated Barney Rubble’s car is? Motherfucker was out there driving around in a first grade pencil.
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John Buck retweeted
The Buffalo Bills having a 20 foot tall broken folding table built into their new stadium may be one of the coolest details ever
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