Struggling stand up comedian who like chips and metal that is all

East Lansing, MI
Joined June 2016
Not gonna lie, this would keep me entertained for a while…
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Cassius Thundercock is crazy 😭😭
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Did you know this? These are just the facts as reported by the government. One can argue about what the solution may be, but the facts are accurate.
You want to know something that SHOULD make you VERY uncomfortable? White people are victims of black violence at INSANELY disproportionate rates. It’s not even close. Between 2017-2021, black-on-white violent incidents totaled ~2.38M White-on-black totaled ~0.37M (ratio 6.4:1). Annual victimization rates per 1,000: whites by blacks ~2.4 blacks by whites ~1.8. Per capita offending rates per 1,000: blacks against whites ~11.6 whites against blacks ~0.38 (ratio ~31:1). For homicides (FBI 2019): black-on-white 566 white-on-black 246 (ratio 2.3:1) TLDR: A white person is 31 times more likely to be victimized by a black person than the other way around. Black people make up ONLY 13.6% of the American population. TELL ME WE AREN’T BEING HUNTED. SOURCE: BJS NCVS
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Exactly right !
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The 12 Apostles risked their lives to spread Christianity across the globe. All but one were murdered for doing so — brutally. Here's what happened to them, starting with Judas... (thread) 🧵
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>acts like retard so he can retire to ice cream & corvette land >forces even bigger retard onto ticket as final middle finger to people he’s always hated >immediately acts normal again once Trump wins, calls to congratulate him Thank you Mr. Biden🇺🇸🫡 xitter.cf/delance2/status/185458…
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Facts Matter and the Media Lies. Republicans fight for Americans to pay less in taxes. Do you want to pay less in taxes?
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Citizen just LIT UP columnist Paul Krugman at CUNY over Helene victims, billions to Ukraine, and the Economy “We’re getting evicted and you’re making millions!”
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Whatever you do, don’t share this.
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Commie and the Bandit
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HOLY SHT This dude just DESTROYED the Democrat Party in less than 2 minutes. 🔥🔥🔥
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Someone in Gilbert, Arizona put up the most hilarious yard signs ever The signs say, "Drug Traffickers For Harris. Illegal Aliens For Harris. Shoplifters for Harris. Sheep For Harris." 😂😂😂 I don't know how Kamala can recover from this xitter.cf/realJoelFischer/status…
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This sums up the Democrat convention. Nailed it!
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WOW!! A Democrat TikTok influencer, attempting to troll a conservative suggested that ‘Black people’ are criminals. When people tell you who they are, believe them the first time…
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This video just got TAKEN DOWN on TikTok after amassing 4 million views for “misinformation.” You know what to do ;)
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🤡🤡🤡🤡
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Donald Trump on the Oprah Winfrey show in 1988. He was right about everything.
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If you drive alone wearing a mask, you deserve every insult you get: 😭
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