Pursue Happiness.

Oceanside, CA
Joined July 2014
Another great reason for @yaronbrook to love his iPhone.
Hey @grok, what does the ‘i’ stand for?
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Americans: Housing is too expensive. Economists: Build more housing. Politicians: Best I can do is make it illegal to build housing, subsidize demand, and blame BlackRock. And somehow the economists are the controversial ones.
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Replying to @brianjruiz
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Every new picture I see from the oval office just looks like this
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Roof open
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If you ever find a pretty girl who keeps a scorebook at baseball games, marry her.
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This is truly evil rhetoric and his California-hating base just eats it up.
Trump: "With the war, it's just artificial. It's a little bit high. It's a small price to pay ... let them take out Los Angeles, let them take out San Diego. This is a very small price to pay."
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At least we don’t live in Milwaukee It could be worse
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Spent the second half of September in SoCal (PB, La Jolla, Carlsbad, Oceanside, Newport, Laguna), and I think fully loaded it's really the best place in the world to live
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To all you younger and newer Padre fans out there. I’m sorry if us older more seasoned Padre fans didn’t warn you about the one-way emotionally abusive relationship you were getting yourself into.
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The source of the #SanDiegoSportsCurse discovered with science.
September 28, 1542…the day that explorer Juan Cabrillo first sailed into San Diego bay….”You’ll have the greatest weather of any place on earth,” the good Lord said. “But in exchange, your sports teams will be forever unlucky.” Cabrillo agreed.. And here we are @Padres
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I’m all for teams doing whatever they fan to create a home field advantage, but the Brewers putting an ad behind home plate promoting a website telling fans to boo the Padres’ starting pitcher is a little classless imo
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San Diego, We deserve this This team is special Why not us?
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Fernando Tatis Jr. is so cool. (Via: @973TheFanSD)
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The Pink Panther “Does your dog bite?” gag was already 80 years old when Peter Sellers did it. It’s an old vaudeville joke from the late 1800s, and it lands because the “Zimmer” line disarms you first. Plus Graham Stark was Sellers’ best friend; the timing was years in the making
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Waiting, waiting, always waiting…😏
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Petco Park, prettiest place on earth
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How did we do? MLB preseason Record Predictions: @hacksaw1090 Dodgers: 102-60 (actual 100-62) Padres: 84-78 (actual 91-71) Angels: 68-94 (actual 62-100) Johnny Dodgers: 98-64 (actual 100-62) Padres: 89-73 (actual 91-71) Angels: 69-93 (actual 62-100) youtu.be/wHDLH8nVhIU
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Jesus, Girls and Marcus Mariota.
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