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Imagine this.... The person responsible for you picking up a guitar COMPLIMENTS YOUR PLAYING!!!😭😭🤘🏻
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Watching people fire up AI to prove their bad take, only for it to immediately call them out and make them look even dumber, never gets old.
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This is the story of his life, right here.
Caddy tosses a ball on the ground, then POTUS pretends it's the shot he made.
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me when i accidentally lose the hat that prevents me from freaking the fuck out
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They should make Air Bud a chocolate lab so we can finally have a outrage cycle so stupid the discourse literally kills people
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Oh no I really hope Bill Clinton isn’t in the Epstein files, I’ll have to get rid of my Bill Clinton hat and my Bill Clinton sneakers and my Bill Clinton cologne and my Bill Clinton watch and take down my Bill Clinton flag and I’ll have to delete my Bill Clinton nft trading cards
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When the phrase “basic human kindness” is enough to trigger you, I think your value system might be upside down. We are so lost.
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Tears from the audience as Ozzy sings “Mama I’m Coming Home” with a little emotion in his voice
#BackToTheBeginning
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My statement on Donald Trump's threat to deport me and his praise for Eric Adams, who the President "helped out" of legal accountability.
Trump falsely suggests @ZohranKMamdani is in the country "illegally" calls him a communist (he's a Dem socialist) and then then goes on to call @ericadamsfornyc a "very good person" who he "helped out a little bit."
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175 BILLION to immigration enforcement in this bill that just passed the senate. americans are oblivious to whats going to happen w trumps secret police ICE/CBP using "immigration enforcement" to put people into concentration/death camps like "Alligator Auschwitz"
