@JohnGregoryJr

I'm nobody

 Miami, FL
Joined February 2011
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My dad is immune to this stuff because he's had an aversion to all technology my entire life. He just discovered he can watch Pistol Pete highlights on YouTube last year
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i am eating at the counter at a diner and a pair of baby boomers are just sitting here with an ipad, speakers on full blast, watching reels of AI slop. there are maybe 10,000 sentient human beings on earth
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Hey can I get a bourbon on the rocks? "We're not that kind of bar" BLAMBLAMBLAM
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This is called a "paper plane"
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There is no proletariat uprising in France. At best, in a Marxist lense is that this is a lumpenproletariat riot, foreigners and a radicalised youth just burning and looting. No vanguard will be established after this, no revolution. Just mass psychosis. Marxism is dead.
**@_azzazinOct 17
comment je me sens en attendant les nouvelles de paris
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I was 6ft in 7th grade so half the people didn't give me candy
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@shortmagsmleOct 16
Only handing out candy to white children 12-or-under wearing effort costumes with two parents present this year and then justifying it to the angry mob by telling people it’s a meta-commentary about how the scariest thing of all is racism and classism
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Arab leaders from 1948 to 1973:
🗣️🗣️🔥🔥@Shinaxite_Oct 15
who the fuck cares about stability just invade israel nigga
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Brandonomics Defender retweeted
RUBBABANDGRANT
@RubbBandGrantOct 16
Nigga was on a crack and got a btch before me.
SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀
@SaycheeseDGTLOct 16
Delonte West, who is 11 months sober, has announced that he is officially married! ❤️
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Buy Bitcoin, jelq
mizukiiii@mizaxemOct 16
You meet ur 18 year old self, but uu can only say 3 words. What do you say??
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jrill@jsupremo9Oct 15
Madelaine Hanson
@MadelaineLucyHOct 13
Make a joke like a right wing male comedian
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Doc said Down Syndrome isn't sexually transmitted
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More like farted so well
Mr Blonde@Kearney3MrOct 16
Bus driver 'farted so badly' it led to sacking after colleagues 'needed a shower' dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-…

Bus driver 'farted so badly' it led to sacking as colleagues 'needed a shower'

A bus driver who experienced flatulence so bad colleagues thought she had soiled herself has sued after she was dismissed from her job following the incident

dailystar.co.uk
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Work. Me. Tomorrow
Daily Dutch Masters 🇳🇱 🎨@Goudriaan2Oct 16
The Slaughtered Pig Barent Fabritius, 1656
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Middle schoolers pointing and laughing at my 13 year old Nissan Rogue, triggering yet another bed wetting incident
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1 billion data centers
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*trying to respect women* Actually, Shane Gillis, the women at the gym are dressed like beautiful escorts
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Everyone keeps saying "[Guys I like] and it wouldn't even be close." I think it would be close!
🏛 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 🏛
@nonregemesseOct 15
Who would win? A Roman legion of (approx 5k men) or 1,000 Norman knights
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The Jews did not trick me into liking rap as a kid, it was because my parents didn't like it. Now, parents listen to rap so kids don't. Pretty simple
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For sale: baby condom, never worn
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NewsWire
@NewsWire_USOct 15
TRUMP: EXECUTION WILL NOT BE LIVE STREAMED
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Thomas777's logo if he were woke
Archaeology & Art
@archaeologyartOct 15
Hare trinity
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