Blizzard has sent me 3 separate “invite-a-friend” codes for wow forever and I don’t even have 3 friends.

Today I think I’ll wear my old employers tshirt to my new job to employment history mogg everybody since it was objectively a better company in almost every way.

At work I typically don’t volunteer to work overtime unless it’s double time on a holiday, but I’ve noticed all the people that work overtime regularly every week all have something in common…. They have a woman at home. Coincidence?

Maturing in the gym is realizing you don’t need more weight you need better form.

Me 10 minutes into a DIY part replacement video for my car. “Now since this model doesn’t have <insert random part my car has> we can skip ahead to the next part.” Wrong video. Again.

Trying to say retard on an iPhone is frustrating.

Elon saved freedom of speech with X, now he should consider launching a dating app to help solve the birthrate crisis. Please @elonmusk you’re our only hope.

Doritos dipped in plain cold sour cream remains to be one of the best flavor combinations I’ve ever experienced.

When does Illhan Omar stop talking shit and start begging Trump for asylum.

Windows sucks get bazzite

There are very few people I have real feelings of pure hatred for, but to the guy who takes a hagred sized shit in the only gym bathroom every morning and forces other people to flush it fuck you and your entire lineage.

Campaign ads be like: Random citizen with no public credibility: “(insert politician) is a terrible person and here are some misleading rumors about them.”

If women got instagram likes every time a man checked them out in public in real life there would be no issues with the “male gaze” anymore.

When you look at someone’s replies hoping to talk shit on them but end up agreeing with them.

The only thing a mental health defense should change in a murder trial is the type of prison they are sentenced too. Maybe add a couple more mental health professionals to the crazy house but sentencing should be the same.

It’s air freshener, to cover up the smell of hog

At least he isn’t fat

Sometimes you just have to treat yourself even if you are on a strict chicken and rice diet.

Best post I’ve seen in a while