Trainee hermit, & keen Amateur Squirrel Trainer

London
Joined December 2007
I had mackerel last night… down in one
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Get the kippers out of your jumper and meet me Thursday 9/17 at 11:00am at Waterstones Cheltenham! I’ll be signing my new book “Fawlty Towers: Fawlts and All” and checking bags for Siberian Hamsters. 🐀🛎️🚗 More details: Bit.ly/FawltySign
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The invasion of Poland is coming to an end.There are now only a limited number of  “You Invaded Poland!” Fawlty Towers limited edition prints remaining. Each one is individually numbered and signed by me, and comes with rather impressive certification. Once sold out, they will never be repeated. Nor will I invade Poland again. More details at originalmemorabilia.co.uk/li…
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Allo, Allo
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Friends in Canada! 🇨🇦 This fall, I shall be journeying across your fine, frostbitten nation, hosting screenings of “Monty Python and the Holy Grail” followed by raucous Q&A sessions! Get your tickets at johncleeselive.com or hahaha.com, before they’re gone and you’re left explaining to your grandchildren why you missed the tall, cranky Englishman. #montypython #comedyshow
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Have you ever been in an environment like this?
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Do you agree?
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Join me at “Just For Laughs Toronto” October 1 & 2 at the Winter Garden Theatre for an evening of questionable memories and the film that proved coconuts are a perfectly sensible mode of transportation. 🏰🥥🎟️: bit.ly/4eXM8BK
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Arriving in Malta for an evening of Sit-Down comedy
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Rather stuck on a Father’s Day gift? You’re in luck! I’ve packed all my favourite “Fawlty Towers” moments and behind the scenes stories into a book of Fawlty fun that makes a perfect Father’s Day gift. “Fawlty Towers: Fawlts and All” 📚🔑🛎️ US: bit.ly/43HrW22 UK: amzn.to/3SieLCk
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