Not Donald Trump, Jr. • Son of @barronjohn1946 & EVP of Barron Org. • All tweets are satire
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Not once in this speech has @POTUS mentioned hamberders. Unbelievable — he must be in the pocket of Big Mac. Terrible! #BidenSpeech
Wow — my Father is fighting #CancelCulture by calling on people/corporations to be canceled! It’s almost like we don’t care about the hypocrisy! @barronjohn1946
Anybody know how to deal with the severe itchiness that comes with wearing the same @PartyCity mustache for several months straight?
Went to the library earlier today to pretend to learn how to read, and they directed me to the children’s section, located at SECTION 230 of the library.
Can you make this up?! I still can’t read!
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What I love most about my Father’s “intelligence” is his decision to run for President as a publicity stunt and accidentally winning, putting our family’s decades of tax fraud and other assorted crimes under the microscope of authorities! @barronjohn1946
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Thank you Myanmar, very coup! @barronjohn1946 xitter.cf/jmgvostpt/status/13572…
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Tired of this CANCEL CULTURE!!! I was writing up a tremendous tweet and accidentally hit “Cancel.”
SECTION 230!!!!!
“Many people” are saying that one of the reasons my Father @barronjohn1946 ran for President was to avoid talking to me. Couldn’t be true — he’s ignored me since I was 6 years old!
Proud to be a member of the “Small Package” Party — just ask @kimguilfoyle!
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Trump at #CPAC: “I’m calling on Biden to reopen schools that had to be closed down due to my incompetence”
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Get ready for GREAT mustaches and TREMENDOUS falsehoods! #BPAC @barronjohn1946
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So much suspense for my Father’s (@barronjohn1946) speech. Will he announce a 2024 run? Will he wear his mustache? Will he admit I’m his son? Guess we’ll find out together! #CPAC #CPAC2021
Trump at #CPAC: “I’m calling on Biden to reopen schools that had to be closed down due to my incompetence”
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Trump lost the election FYI. Side note this speech is boring. We can’t win the presidency with this boring, low energy, stream of conscience, weak, has been, choke artist. Just my .02
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Trump's TelePrompter sing-song thing is back
All the
sentences
walk
Down the same
melodic
staircase
And it sounds
kinda
sad
Wow, Trump looks terrible. He looks like someone who lost an election, staged an insurrection, and is now getting investigated for tax fraud. This is the best Republicans have? #CPAC #CPAC2021 #Trump @barronjohn1946